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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 14 – TV Review

OUaT Devil's Due Hook trap

Hook isn’t the sharpest impractical prosthesis in the shed.

The good news is that Cruella is still around.

The bad news is that it’s an episode mostly about Gold/Rumple, but not about being compelling to watch.

With so many worthwhile dead characters to exploit, did we really need to hear the sob story of Rumple’s slutty wife?

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 18 – TV Review

Yes, now that every single important character knows Emily’s secret, it’s time for the world at large to get in on the goss.

This is the kind of thing hospital research wing groundbreaking galas usually end on, right?

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 12 – TV Review

Revenge Madness Nolan Louise slap

Quick! Somebody hold his earrings.

No no, it’s a simple misunderstanding. Louise only slaps people when she’s hallucinating one of her parents while unknowingly under the influence of malaria medication.

No, really.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 11 – TV Review

Revenge Epitaph

David is no replacement for Aiden’s British accent, though.

Yes, fucking Victoria is on the team, now.

Grudgingly.

But you’d expect that.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 10 – TV Review

Revenge Atonement Conrad Grayson back

Flashbacks are such sweet sorrow.

Conrad’s appearance really brings home what’s missing from Revenge this season.

In related news, is there a single person in the universe who is missing Charlotte at all?

Because I don’t think there is.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 8 – TV Review

Revenge Margaux Contact black and white dress

So Frenchy, so chic.

Who knew that Emily finally telling David who she is would actually drive them further apart?

For fuck’s sake.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 7 – TV Review

Revenge Margaux sauna Ambush

Louise is a fan of the classics.

It’s about time we got a little slasher movie flavour back in Revenge.

It feels like an age since Tyler’s trigger-happy days.

Thank goodness Louise is also horny, smooth, and batshit insane.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 6 – TV Review

I hope you weren’t interested in being sympathetic or understanding towards David in any way.

Because you won’t want to be anymore.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review

Revenge Charlotte Repecussions

Aww. She thinks she’s people.

In a world where Emily can revenge her way through any and every situation ever to come to light, she is inexplicably unable to simply go talk to David and tell him “Hey, I’m Amanda and I’m not dead. Also, Victoria is Satan incarnate.”

Send him a text or something, Emily. Jesus.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 4 – TV Review

Revenge Louise bikini Meteor

“And Daniel can have total access to them.”

Yes, Louise. You’re stunning. We know.

But there are more important things this episode.

Like David Clarke going public with his resurrection.

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