Hook isn’t the sharpest impractical prosthesis in the shed.
The good news is that Cruella is still around.
The bad news is that it’s an episode mostly about Gold/Rumple, but not about being compelling to watch.
With so many worthwhile dead characters to exploit, did we really need to hear the sob story of Rumple’s slutty wife?
Ahh, good times.
Yes, now that every single important character knows Emily’s secret, it’s time for the world at large to get in on the goss.
This is the kind of thing hospital research wing groundbreaking galas usually end on, right?
Quick! Somebody hold his earrings.
No no, it’s a simple misunderstanding. Louise only slaps people when she’s hallucinating one of her parents while unknowingly under the influence of malaria medication.
David is no replacement for Aiden’s British accent, though.
Yes, fucking Victoria is on the team, now.
But you’d expect that.
Flashbacks are such sweet sorrow.
Conrad’s appearance really brings home what’s missing from Revenge this season.
In related news, is there a single person in the universe who is missing Charlotte at all?
Because I don’t think there is.
So Frenchy, so chic.
Who knew that Emily finally telling David who she is would actually drive them further apart?
For fuck’s sake.
Louise is a fan of the classics.
It’s about time we got a little slasher movie flavour back in Revenge.
It feels like an age since Tyler’s trigger-happy days.
Thank goodness Louise is also horny, smooth, and batshit insane.
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