American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 13 – TV Review
“I don’t know, but it was terrible.”
The good news is that almost everyone dies.
The bad news is that not everyone dies.
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 12 – TV Review
Just kidding. There’s been no reason to watch since episode 3. Of season 3.
Only one episode to go. Only one episode to go. Only one episode to go.
Mantra.
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 9 – TV Review
PLL already tried that, baby.
I’m just counting episodes at this point.
Nothing scary happens. Nothing shocking happens. Even the melodrama is lukewarm.
And if anyone should be able to realistically sell angst, it should be freaks.
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 8 – TV Review
I prefer to bathe in fruity lexia, but that’s just because I’m cheap.
You know how I said there were only three characters left that I care about?
Gloria. Dot. Esmerelda.
Well, you can scratch Gloria off that list, because that’s not wine Dandy’s bathing in up there.
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 6 – TV Review
It’s definitely more fun than passive-aggressive blanket hogging.
Elsa teaches us this episode that the best way to regain the trust of your doubting flock is to string your main critic up and throw a knife into his gut, then purposely and obviously neglect to call medical attention and wait for him to die.
That oughtta restore their faith in you, baby.
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review
What kind of sicko would want to see that?
Sadly, the random psycho murderer part is a bit of a turn off.
And there is no forgiveness for anyone who murders Matt Bomer.
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 4 – TV Review
In only one year? Nice.
No, it’s actually the Elsa story.
And it involves not only S&M fantasy heaven, but also chainsaws and no anaesthesia.
What else do you expect from German pornography?
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 3 – TV Review
It only took three episodes to introduce an immortal character who sets precedent for all kinds of undead and resurrection shenanigans that might follow.
Hello Misty.
Hello season 3.
Goodbye credibility.
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 2 – TV Review
These Chanel No. 5 ads are getting weird.
I was overly presumptuous last episode: Emma Roberts still isn’t here.
So more droning from Jimmy the Whiner, then.
