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Arrow Season 4 Episode 16 – TV Review

Arrow Broken Hearts Oliver shot

Follow Damien’s example: shoot Felicity.

You know what would go great the episode immediately following Felicity’s astoundingly selfish dumping of Oliver?

A procession of humiliation wherein Oliver continues to prostrate himself to please her unworthy cunt arse, up to and including recitation of sincere wedding vows, while Felicity acts like the self-righteous brat she is.

Yeah, that’s exactly what Arrow fans have been aching for.

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Damien Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Damien The Deliverer Ann orgasm

One of the only reasons to keep watching this show. But damn, what a reason.

I don’t know, show. Three episodes in and you’re a still a confused, ill-paced mess.

And after their thankful absence last episode, we’re back to the bizarre character emotional reactions from the pilot.

Not good.

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Damien Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

Damien Second Death Barbara Hershey Ann Rutledge

Vixen’s not even going to get a chance.

Thank the Lord of Darkness, Barbara Hershey gets more than one piddly little scene this episode.

I mean, Damien’s really pretty, but Ann is all this show has going for it right now.

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Damien Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

Damien The Beast Rises Bradley James good looking

Hey, Camille got there. Maybe Damien has a chance, too.

Oh, Bates Motel. You’re not a gentle dance partner, are you?

Last year’s The Returned paired with Bates Motel and didn’t ever get off the ground, despite a fantastic cast and strong source material. But, I will admit, it was oppressively dour and riddled with baffling, bizarre character reactions to crazy supernatural shit.

So it’s not a great sign that Damien, from this first episode, at least, is oppressively dour and riddled with baffling, bizarre character reactions to crazy supernatural shit.

And they haven’t got Jeremy Sisto.

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 15 – TV Review

Arrow Taken Felicity selfish

Just how much can the Olicity apologists endure?

You’d think that an episode featuring another CW superhero, the crippling of Damien Dahrk, and the fruition of Black Boss’ Lian Yu digging expedition wouldn’t end in a selfish tirade from Felicity “We Can’t Excuse Her By Saying ‘Well, it was in the comics'” Smoak.

But you’d be wrong.

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 14 – TV Review

Arrow Code of Silence Donna hot

Move over, Deborah.

Yeah, Donna and Quentin are older people.

But they’re CW older people. Which means they’re still goddamn smokin’.

And can you believe a Quentin and Donna episode is bearable?

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 12 – TV Review

Arrow Unchained Roy back

Could you have just not come back at all?

Tatsu/Katana is also back, by the way. Just when we thought DC had cleaned house ahead of Suicide Squad.

Amanda Waller died for nothing.

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 4 – TV Review

Arrow Beyond Redemption dirty cops

Our girl’s moving ever so slightly up in the world.

I didn’t think I’d want a Quentin episode.

But behind all that pointless obstruction and repetitive jibing at Oliver, there is a broken, grieving father.

This is exactly what Arrow needed.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 21 – TV Review

Arrow Al Sah-Him Thea bow

Eh, I suppose I should be grateful it isn’t a big, dumb wig.

Do you people not own guns!?

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