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The Originals Season 2 Episode 22 – TV Review

The Originals Ashes to Ashes Elijah Freya Klaus Rebekah

One of the few highlights from this season.

Just like every episode following the wedding, this season finale is inconsequential.

They just rope in a few of the Originals who have been absent, kill off (like we even believe that’ll be permanent) a couple of villains who never really did anything, anyway, and end without any of the conflict or tension that made last season’s finale so spectacular.

Pick your shit up next season, guys? Okay?

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 21 – TV Review

The Originals Fire With Fire Klaus stabs Elijah

This shot oughtta keep the Klaus/Elijah shippers happy.

I’m gonna say it again: The Originals will not kill the baby.

So the stakes are pretty low, you know?

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 20 – TV Review

The Originals City Beneath The Sea Jackson Hayley bayou storm

The sound of its dying breath would be nice.

Well, what do you know? It’s super easy to use a locator spell to find Jackson and Hayley in the bayou.

Who could have thought of that?

Me. I did.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 19 – TV Review

The Originals When The Levee Breaks Aiden dies

No, really. Look.

Aiden and Josh should never have tempted fate with their shallow, struggle-free romance.

We can’t have happy couples ’round these parts, boys. This is the land of the Elijah/Hayley rift and Klaus and Camille’s seemingly endless unrequited love.

Learn to be a little more tortured next time, Josh. God.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 18 – TV Review

The Originals Night Has A Thousand Eyes Aiden Josh in bed

Yes, I watch Game of Thrones. I just don’t worship it.

Tonight, an Original dies.


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The Originals Season 2 Episode 16 – TV Review

The Originals Save My Soul Klaus

It’s pretty much how we say “hello.”

Chug your Red Bulls now: it’s an exposition episode.

But it’s the exposition episode we needed.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 14 – TV Review

The Originals I Love You, Goodbye Elijah hot

It’s no joke.

You’d think I’d be more distracted by the lavish werewolf royal wedding. Or the death of an Original. Or the revival of another. Or the revelation of Hope’s alive status to the world.

But no. The Elijah Hotness Parade is a much higher priority.

Not for Hayley, apparently, though.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 13 – TV Review

The Originals The Devil Is Damned Elijah hammer nails fence

There’s an easy “hammer” pun in there. You don’t need me to do it for you.

Vincent dies this episode.

I’m sorry to spoil it so upfront, but this moment simply couldn’t come soon enough.

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