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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 3 – TV Review

OUaT Snow Queen Elizabeth Mitchell Marian Rocky Road

“Just kidding. I want you to freeze to death, instead.”

And, to everyone’s delight, Marian does indeed freeze into a hideous, CGI popsicle.

Sadly, she doesn’t die.

But it’s only episode 3. There’s still time.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 20 – TV Review

OUaT Zelena Wicked Witch melting Kansas

Probably shouldn’t have stood near a well, then.

Yes, it seems Dorothy Gale is destined to be careless with a murderous bucket of water.

Melting witches is her bag, baby.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 15 – TV Review

OUaT Robin Regina flirt sexual tension ship

“Archery puns are all I’ve got. It’s a good thing I’m so pretty.”

Luckily for us, amnesia means that Regina and Robin get to flirt with each other all over again.

But unluckily, Once Upon a Time is staying on form from last week, because there’s no kiss.

Yet.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

The Originals Hayley abortion wolfsbane

StarBortions: our logo is just a deflated uterus.

Already?

Cool.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 15

Once Upon a Time Hook stabs Gold Rumple

Well, if it’s Hook and Gold together, both options are fine.

Emma doesn’t get immediately forgiven by Henry following the revelation of her gargantuan betrayal.

That’s good.

Snow and David work on and almost succeed in a scheme, but are then brutally interrupted by Cora and Regina.

That’s also good.

Young Snow (in flashback) watches her mother die horribly.

God, everything seems pretty good so far. You’ll have to forgive my optimism. I know, I’m scared too.

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