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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 18 – TV Review

OUaT The Guardian Gold Samdi gunpoint

Maybe next time he’ll actually pull the trigger, though.

My advice about shooting people was for Samdi, but if Gold wants to take it on board, then I can live with that.

What I can’t live with is more tedious, empty episodes of OUaT.

And yet somehow I’m not dead. Am I immortal? Or just hyperbolic?

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review

The Originals I Hear You Knocking Freya Keelin sexual tension

A hand on the knee is like, what, third base for lesbians?

The overalls are a bit much, though, Keelin. Calm down.

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Damien Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Damien Seven Curses undressed

Don’t stop relying on that body.

Status report: Damien reminds me of Ravenswood.

That’s bad.

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Damien Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

Damien Second Death Barbara Hershey Ann Rutledge

Vixen’s not even going to get a chance.

Thank the Lord of Darkness, Barbara Hershey gets more than one piddly little scene this episode.

I mean, Damien’s really pretty, but Ann is all this show has going for it right now.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 7 – TV Review

OUaT Nimue Emma forging Excalibur

Emma just wants to be cool.

It only took seven gruelling episodes (including the unspeakable arduousness of a Belle episode), but Excalibur is finally back in one piece.

But join us for a dull tale of love lost first, won’t you?

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 2 – TV Review

OUaT The Price Fury Guardians of the Galaxy

I was wondering when Disney would start bringing in their Marvel properties.

I want to trust that Once Upon a Time is self-aware enough to see how much this resembles Guardians of the Galaxy. But I’m not sure.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 6 – TV Review

OUaT Family Business Belle meets Anna

Why?

Yes. Someone out there apparently still gives some modicum of a shit about Storybrooke’s most desperate of housewives.

I’m Australian, and even I’m not interested in hearing anything more from Belle.

Go back to being a forgettable side character, where you belong.

You know, like Ruby.

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