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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 21 – TV Review

PLL Bloody Hell Ashley ring

That ring better be from Jason, bitch.

It’s not from Jason.

But could you imagine, though?

God, they’d have such hot babies.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 19 – TV Review

PLL Out, Damned Spot Mike torso abs

No wonder there’s so much paedophilia in Rosewood. All the twelve year-olds are shredded. Except Caleb.

Well, PLL is seriously pushing Mike as A/an A co-conspirator.

And we get more Johnny this episode.

Just what we wanted.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 10 – TV Review

PLL A Dark Ali Alison wig

Would it have been too ambitious to hope for a little bit of blackface?

Pun fans beware, there are no dark alleys vital to this episode.

There’s a dank basement. That’s close, right?

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 13 – TV Review

Once Wonderland Jafar Red Queen ship

“But we’ll leave you looking fabulous, darling.”

To ABC’s credit, this actually does feel like a proper finale.

If they somehow managed to get renewed, I don’t know how they’re going to bullshit their way out of this ending.

It’s a good thing.

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 12 – TV Review

Once Wonderland Amara Jafar mirror battle

Cyrus. Thankfully.

Amara’s back, bitches.

Her first act? Accidentally cause Cyrus to be impaled and die.

She really failed those kids, hey?

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 11 – TV Review

Once Wonderland Barbara Hershey Cora Queen of Hearts

“Or as hot. Or as smart. Just stop trying, is what I’m saying.”

Thank God, Cora lives.

In flashbacks.

It’s okay. I’ll take what I can get.

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

Once Wonderland Red Queen Jabberwocky

Yes.

It turns out the Red Queen has the stoicism of a ball of rice paper in a deluge.

I expected better from her.

And even if it turns out to be all part of some scheme, I can’t abide her willingly enduring such humiliation.

What happened, Red? You used to be cool.

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