It’s not from Jason.
But could you imagine, though?
God, they’d have such hot babies.
Well, PLL is seriously pushing Mike as A/an A co-conspirator.
And we get more Johnny this episode.
Just what we wanted.
Pun fans beware, there are no dark alleys vital to this episode.
There’s a dank basement. That’s close, right?
To ABC’s credit, this actually does feel like a proper finale.
If they somehow managed to get renewed, I don’t know how they’re going to bullshit their way out of this ending.
It’s a good thing.
Amara’s back, bitches.
Her first act? Accidentally cause Cyrus to be impaled and die.
She really failed those kids, hey?
Thank God, Cora lives.
It’s okay. I’ll take what I can get.
It turns out the Red Queen has the stoicism of a ball of rice paper in a deluge.
I expected better from her.
And even if it turns out to be all part of some scheme, I can’t abide her willingly enduring such humiliation.
What happened, Red? You used to be cool.
I actually forgot this was coming back. I knew regular Once Upon a Time was back this week, but I didn’t realise this would precede it.
A pleasant surprise?
Alice doesn’t die, so settle down.
Maybe one day, but not today.