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iZombie – Discontinued

iZombie Discontinued

Sorry, Rob Thomas. No, not that Rob Thomas.

I am a traitor to Veronica Mars’ legacy.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

Riverdale The River's Edge Archie shirtless

Even by CW standards, this is ridiculous.

Riverdale answers the question: What would Gossip Girl look like if it were set in Mystic Falls?

It would look pretty fuckin’ good.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 1 – TV Review

TVD Hello, Brother Stefan Caroline hug

The eighth season of a show that lost its lead actress two years ago, thus creating a meandering, passionless vacuum is one of those storms.

I remember a time when I would salivate at the thought of the next episode of The Vampire Diaries each week.

Yeah, I hurled a lot of abuse (like, a lot) Elena’s way, but without her, TVD has gone from OMG, appointment television to merely a chore.

It’s yet to reach PLL levels of “I literally don’t give a fuck what’s happening, and I’m only here out of morbid completionism,” but it’s not good.

Let’s just hope TVD’s demise doesn’t drag The Originals down with it.

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Containment – Discontinued

Containment There's a Crack in Everything Chris Wood sweaty

I will sorely miss your one singlet.

Chris Wood may be beautiful, but he’s not beautiful enough to keep me hanging onto this hollow excuse for a show.

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 22 – TV Review

Arrow Lost in the Flood Donna Curtis

There’s a Smoak around, so I assume so.

It’s the penultimate episode of the season, and Felicity already did a big computer hacking job last episode. Not to mention that she will likely be catatonic from the guilt of killing tens of thousands of people.

So it’s Oliver’s, the Green Arrow’s, time to shine, right?

No.

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iZombie Season 2 Episodes 18 and 19 – TV Review

iZombie Dead Beat Peyton

That’s an attack on Once Upon a Time, by the way.

Will iZombie truly shirk the water-treading fluff of its mid-season sag, and capitalise on the impressive build its made over the last few episodes towards its season finale?

Yes.

Thank God, yes.

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iZombie Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

iZombie Virtual Reality Bites Liv high

Oh, thank God.

So Lowell might not only be a revenge killer, but he’s also down to deal some drugs when his lady friend needs them.

He’s a keeper.

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