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Charmed – Discontinued

Charmed Discontinued Maggie face

I’m free.

Two Discontinueds in one week? How lazy am I?

Oh, plenty lazy. Don’t you worry.

But unlike Legacies, which I stopped because dear God, it was crap, Charmed simply wasn’t strong enough to last on the review roster.

Like I said last week, Charmed is cute and simple. And I need more.

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Legacies – Discontinued

Legacies Discontinued Lizzie stop

Oh, okay. If you insist.

Get out.

Right now.

It’s the end of Legacies.

Well, the end of me watching Legacies.

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Legacies Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

Legacies Some People Just Want to Watch the World Burn Penelope sassy

Save us, mean girl wan Kenobi. You’re our only hope.

You wouldn’t expect an episode with an actual dragon to be this cold and limp, but here we are.

You did it, Legacies. You made the teen drama more compelling than an actual dragon.

And when the teen drama is this tepid, that’s quite an achievement.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 18 – TV Review

Riverdale A Night to Remember Cheryl Carrie blood candelabra

Cheryl, like Riverdale, is reclaiming her winning moves.

It’s no coincidence that Riverdale chose to echo one of the best shots from the Season 1 finale this week, as this episode is confidently the best Riverdale we’ve had since Season 2 began.

Let’s just all agree that as fun as a musical episode can be, we don’t want Riverdale to turn into Glee, okay?

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

Dynasty I Hardly Recognised You Cristal

Fire Nathalie Kelley; hire Shangela.

First impression?

Needs more shoulder pads.

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iZombie – Discontinued

iZombie Discontinued

Sorry, Rob Thomas. No, not that Rob Thomas.

I am a traitor to Veronica Mars’ legacy.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

Riverdale The River's Edge Archie shirtless

Even by CW standards, this is ridiculous.

Riverdale answers the question: What would Gossip Girl look like if it were set in Mystic Falls?

It would look pretty fuckin’ good.

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