Tag Archive | Curtis

Arrow Season 6 Episode 2 – TV Review

Arrow Tribute Diggle arms

Diggle’s one valuable contribution to this show: swoleness.

Where’s Katie?

I only came here for Katie.

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Arrow Season 6 Episode 1 – TV Review

Arrow Fallout Black Siren Katie Cassidy

Dynasty needs all the help it can get.

I’m only still here for Katie Cassidy.

And the occasional male shirtlessness.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 23 – TV Review

Arrow Lian Yu Adrian gun suicide

#Unsinkable

Felicity, Olicity, and Curtis aside, this is a pretty respectable season finale.

If only it had, like, stakes and stuff.

You know. Tension.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 22 – TV Review

Arrow Missing Adrian Oliver gun

Still a better love story than Olicity.

It’s time to break out returning characters to save a dismal back half of the season.

But damn, they know how to get me.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 20 – TV Review

Arrow Underneath Olicity sex

That’s because it is, baby.

At least Felicity finally apologises for that time she broke up with Oliver because he didn’t confer with her about decisions to protect the life of his son who he didn’t know about until five seconds ago and don’t involve her in any way and she was so mad about it she overcame paralysis to literally walk away from him.

Isn’t that a fun memory?

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 19 – TV Review

It’s a Felicity-heavy episode, and I didn’t hate it that much.

If it wasn’t for the tedium, Diggle having had his brain fall out, and Adrian’s plan’s uselessness, maybe I could see some hope for Arrow, yet.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 16 – TV Review

Arrow Checkmate Oliver

I’ve got the same one, but with more chins.

I don’t care what happens to these people.

Have I said that enough yet?

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 14 – TV Review

Arrow The Sin-Eater Cupid Kelly Hu Lady Cop

It’s a lazy caption. But Arrow deserves it.

Not even the return of Kelly Hu’s impeccable wigs could make me excited about this episode.

If it wasn’t for Thea and Quentin, it would be a total wash.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 13 – TV Review

Arrow Spectre of the Gun Adrian shot

Don’t damage the hotness, Arrow. Gosh.

What’s the solution to gun control, CW show about superheroes?

Well, at least they’re not debating Trump.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 12 – TV Review

Arrow Bratva nuclear explosion

“Yes.” -Arrow effects department

This review is going to be low effort, because this episode is low effort.

Something something something Bratva. Something something Season 4 creep. Something nuke.

Is that enough?

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