Tag Archive | Cupid

Arrow Season 5 Episode 14 – TV Review

Arrow The Sin-Eater Cupid Kelly Hu Lady Cop

It’s a lazy caption. But Arrow deserves it.

Not even the return of Kelly Hu’s impeccable wigs could make me excited about this episode.

If it wasn’t for Thea and Quentin, it would be a total wash.

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 16 – TV Review

Arrow Broken Hearts Oliver shot

Follow Damien’s example: shoot Felicity.

You know what would go great the episode immediately following Felicity’s astoundingly selfish dumping of Oliver?

A procession of humiliation wherein Oliver continues to prostrate himself to please her unworthy cunt arse, up to and including recitation of sincere wedding vows, while Felicity acts like the self-righteous brat she is.

Yeah, that’s exactly what Arrow fans have been aching for.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 17 – TV Review

Arrow Suicidal Tendencies ATOM lightning

Does anyone have a free bottomless pit we could throw him down?

This is also another Suicide Squad episode.

Because the last one of those was so great.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 7 – TV Review

Arrow Felicity Draw Back Your Bow

And do I see goddamn ankle straps on those shoes? Good grief.

Cupid doesn’t do a very good job of bringing love into the air.

Ray only kisses Felicity at the last minute. And not even Cupid herself manages to get into Oliver’s pants.

Romance is dead in this town.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 6 – TV Review

Arrow Roy Guilty

Sadly, no.

Roy’s dick may not be out, but his secret is out.

His secret being that he killed Sara.

Or did he!?

He didn’t.

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