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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 10

American Horror Story Jude Judy Martin Jessica Lange sing musical

I like to mix it up a little.

How did I live without you, American Horror Story?

I will probably immediately pass it over once I get my doses of Once Upon a Time and PLL when they return this week, but believe me, at this very moment, American Horror Story is my favourite show on right now.

Because it doesn’t give a fuck. Just like me.

Am I an Internet badass yet? With lines like that? Come on, I’m trying.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 9

American Horror Story Kit Arden chest needle syringe

Yeah, you thought I’d forgotten about that, didn’t you?

How do you top a Christmas episode with a homicidal Santa (hey, Black Xmas was fantastic)?

You commit Lange as a patient, reveal a character is pregnant, have said character perform a coat hanger abortion, and stab Kit the fuck in the chest with a huge-ass needle. All while revealing the identity of present day Bloodyface.

Because that’s how American Horror Story do.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 8

American Horror Story Jessica Lange Jude razor throat

And we know she’s good with a razor.

Christmas is my favourite holiday.

It’s the most acceptable time of the year to get shit-faced. Next to New Year’s. And St Patrick’s Day. And my birthday. And Wednesdays. And-

Actually, Christmas wins because you get alcohol AND presents. There.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 7

The Charlotte Grayson method of period maintenance.

For all you casting fans out there, Moira the maid is finally here!

The old version. Not the hot, young one.

Dammit.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 6

American Horror Story Asylum little girl kill scissors

“OMG, mum! I can’t believe you don’t believe me! Maybe some scissors to the chest will help convince you.”

It’s flashback-palooza this week.

And, thankfully, flashforward. We finally get an update on the present day sitch at Briarcliff.

Also, homicidal little girl. Because that was one cliché American Horror Story was yet to cover. Obv.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 5

American Horror Story Asylum Sarah Paulson Lana Winters scream

It’s just. So. Boring.

Well thank god for American Horror Story. After fucking Revenge and Gossip Girl, I need something to turn my mood around and prep for TVD.

And although this week’s episode ain’t no PLL-level shit, stuff does get revealed.

Bloodyface is…unmasked! (ah ha!)

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 4

Zachary Quinto’s character actually does something this episode! Yay!

That “something” is try to repress Sarah Paulson’s character’s homosexuality through demeaning genitalia fondling!

…yay?

There’s dick and balls involved. Of course, yay!

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