It’s a reliable look for them.
The drama is high this episode, darlings.
What a fucking closing run. Riverdale could never.
If you’re not living for Scary Movie 2 references, then are you even living?
The only truly sad thing about this year’s Dynasty Christmas episode is that we didn’t get two of them like we did last year.
More Christmas lewks always, please. Gosh.
Fallon is not playing around with the day wear this season, honey. And this is not even mentioning her exquisite tennis outfit.
Last episode I proclaimed that Dynasty was approaching Gossip Girl Season 2 levels of fabulosity.
But I think we might already be there. Or, mon dieux, beyond.
And Steven looks super handsome.
I’m ready to call it: Dynasty is reaching Gossip Girl Season 2 levels of fabulosity.
Sending Fallon to New York was the on-the-nose push I needed.
Step aside, Riverdale. The real drama-actually-happens-at-our-parties deal has returned.
Also, Cristal is fucking dead.
Which is fitting, because Dynasty is now the best version of itself, too.
Dynasty doesn’t drop the ball in its season finale.
Let your pearls be unclutched. We did it, baby.
The challenge is now on for you, Riverdale.
Except my sunglasses are $7 and they’re from Bargain City and they’re broken and I don’t wear sunglasses anymore.
Call me a white girl, because Dynasty just keeps getting better, and I literally can’t even.
And they also somehow managed to fit in more incest.
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