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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 19 – TV Review

OUaT Sisters Cruella James

Then why is the episode titled “Sisters?”

The episode is titled “Sisters” because James gets thrown away like trash, while Zelena and Regina come together over a just-mentioning-it-now magical contrivance. Courtesy of Cora.

Who goes to Heaven.

So yeah, not a good episode.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 12 – TV Review

OUaT Souls of the Departed Queenie

How can a show be both horribly desperate, and renewed for a sixth season at the same time?

Yes, for the second episode in a row (three month hiatus not withstanding), Once Upon a Time has had to lean on our enduring goodwill for Queenie.

She’s the only thing that’s actually gotten better with time on Once Upon a Time.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 11 – TV Review

OUaT Swan Song Regina Evil Queen Queenie

“And I know everything… about how to fucking slay!”

Okay okay, put down your disco balls and amyl nitrite. Queenie’s here only for about two seconds’ worth of fanservice.

No, what really matters is Emma’s love for Hook.

And Hook’s daddy issues.

What a great combination for an episode, right?

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 21 – TV Review

OUaT Mother Barbara Hershey Cora

“And I chew everything. Especially scenery.”

It’s a Mills family reunion up in Once Upon a Time, lately.

If only Regina had any family you’d actually want around.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 18 – TV Review

OUaT Bleeding Through Rose McGowan Cora

“And I brought bling.”

Yes, the One True God Rose McGowan is back, and looking less monstrously distorted than ever (please stop this time, honey).

And Zelena’s abandonment was not at all trivial. I better eat my words.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 16 – TV Review

OUaT Zelena Regina cutthroat razor

“This is how people say ‘please,’ right?”

It’s not easy being green.

Especially when you’re a bratty, mummy issues orphan with a wicked (ugh) entitlement complex.

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 12 – TV Review

Once Wonderland Amara Jafar mirror battle

Cyrus. Thankfully.

Amara’s back, bitches.

Her first act? Accidentally cause Cyrus to be impaled and die.

She really failed those kids, hey?

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 11 – TV Review

Once Wonderland Barbara Hershey Cora Queen of Hearts

“Or as hot. Or as smart. Just stop trying, is what I’m saying.”

Thank God, Cora lives.

In flashbacks.

It’s okay. I’ll take what I can get.

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DJ, Spin-off That Shit – Blog

Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Alice mushrooms

I can’t tell if she’s excited or if she’s wasted off those giant mushrooms. Either is fine.

Yes, this post has a terrible title.

It was that or I was going to try to work with the lyrics to that Ke$ha-before-she-was-Ke$ha song, so count yourself lucky.

Basically, I just want to take a moment to pre-judge the upcoming spin-offs of 3 of my top 5 shows from the last year.

Not from Glee, thank fuck.

Also not from Gossip Girl, unfortunately.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 16

Once Upon a Time Rose McGowan Rumple kiss

She really does. Let’s giver her a break, guys.

Oh my fuck, Rose McGowan is here.

And let’s get this out of the way right now: she’s lookin’ orright. Yeah, she’s still pinched as fuck, but I’m just happy to see her not looking like a monster.

And after coming down on her so hard last time I saw her (back in the old days of I Just Hate Everything, where an inexperienced, hate-filled blogger thought merely attacking something counted as comedy. Ah, those were good times), I felt it was time for a little praise.

Also, holy fuck, Rose McGowan is in Once Upon a Time. I came. I did.

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