Okay okay, put down your disco balls and amyl nitrite. Queenie’s here only for about two seconds’ worth of fanservice.
No, what really matters is Emma’s love for Hook.
And Hook’s daddy issues.
What a great combination for an episode, right?
Amara’s back, bitches.
Her first act? Accidentally cause Cyrus to be impaled and die.
She really failed those kids, hey?
Thank God, Cora lives.
It’s okay. I’ll take what I can get.
Yes, this post has a terrible title.
It was that or I was going to try to work with the lyrics to that Ke$ha-before-she-was-Ke$ha song, so count yourself lucky.
Basically, I just want to take a moment to pre-judge the upcoming spin-offs of 3 of my top 5 shows from the last year.
Not from Glee, thank fuck.
Also not from Gossip Girl, unfortunately.
Oh my fuck, Rose McGowan is here.
And let’s get this out of the way right now: she’s lookin’ orright. Yeah, she’s still pinched as fuck, but I’m just happy to see her not looking like a monster.
And after coming down on her so hard last time I saw her (back in the old days of I Just Hate Everything, where an inexperienced, hate-filled blogger thought merely attacking something counted as comedy. Ah, those were good times), I felt it was time for a little praise.
Also, holy fuck, Rose McGowan is in Once Upon a Time. I came. I did.