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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 1 – TV Review

TVD Hello, Brother Stefan Caroline hug

The eighth season of a show that lost its lead actress two years ago, thus creating a meandering, passionless vacuum is one of those storms.

I remember a time when I would salivate at the thought of the next episode of The Vampire Diaries each week.

Yeah, I hurled a lot of abuse (like, a lot) Elena’s way, but without her, TVD has gone from OMG, appointment television to merely a chore.

It’s yet to reach PLL levels of “I literally don’t give a fuck what’s happening, and I’m only here out of morbid completionism,” but it’s not good.

Let’s just hope TVD’s demise doesn’t drag The Originals down with it.

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Containment – Discontinued

Containment There's a Crack in Everything Chris Wood sweaty

I will sorely miss your one singlet.

Chris Wood may be beautiful, but he’s not beautiful enough to keep me hanging onto this hollow excuse for a show.

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Containment Episode 4 – TV Review

Containment With Silence and Tears Chris Wood glasses

And some mandated shirtless time per episode.

We’re lucky Chris Wood’s pretty face is around this episode, because Claudia Black doesn’t appear at all.

Chris Wood’s hotness and Claudia Black’s wigs are the only things keeping me going.

Well, Lex, I suppose. But not after this episode.

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Containment Episode 3 – TV Review

Containment Be Angry At The Sun Teacher

A week ago I had Best Of lists to post, bitch.

Apologies for the late review.

Is anybody even watching Containment?

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Containment Episode 2 – TV Review

Containment I To Die, You To Live Chris Wood

When I see “containment” I don’t think “of Chris Wood’s hotness.”

The infection worsens.

This is an outbreak show, you know. It’s not like the situation’s going to improve.

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Containment Episode 1 – TV Review

Containment Pilot Chris Wood hot

He’s mine!

I only came for the Chris Wood.

I only stayed for the Chris Wood.

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