I hope you weren’t interested in being sympathetic or understanding towards David in any way.
Because you won’t want to be anymore.
“And Daniel can have total access to them.”
Yes, Louise. You’re stunning. We know.
But there are more important things this episode.
Like David Clarke going public with his resurrection.
But did it have to be Aiden?
Revenge is this year’s most improved show.
And what better way to improve on last year’s Declan-killing finale than by killing off 2 main characters?
And even reviving a 3rd.
So sudsy. So chic.
“It’s not even on Blu-ray. This is torture!”
I was wrong about the Mystery Man being Charlotte’s kidnapper. Turns out it was Emily and the gang.
That’s 2 episodes in a row that she’s kidnapped someone.
Kudos to you, baby. Taking control of your destiny.
“Thank goodness this helicopter is here to blow it around so I can blame it on that.”
Pascal kills someone by shooting them, Conrad kills someone by pushing them into a helicopter rotor blade.
All’s fair in love and soap opera.
“Including the badass muder spree-ing.”
Brace yourselves: Pascal actually does something other than fuck around with his business portfolio this episode.
It looks like shooting people is another thing he and Victoria have in common.
Things just got middle-aged sassy.
God, when was the last time we saw Mason? Almost 18 months ago?
Oh no. Season 2 is seeping back in.
It’s an everyday struggle for her.
Everybody break out your Grace Kelly impressions, because we’re going to Monte Carlo night.
But nobody invite Nicole Kidman. Please.
At the opera tonight.
Another episode, another Victoria victory that isn’t really because Emily engineered it and Victoria is an in-the-dark fool.
But you can’t beat an opera smack down.
But the only things I can do on Photoshop are adjust the contrast and use that stupid neon glow filter.
I wish Jack could replace his mummy issues with shirtless boxing.
And Patrick could replace his mummy issues with even more shirtless boxing.
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