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The Originals Season 4 Episode 13 – TV Review

The Originals The Feast of All Sinners Elijah


Seriously, how did The Originals get renewed?

The ratings are lacklustre.

TVD is dead, so the CW’s not hanging onto it out of loyalty to the parent show.

And this episode feels completely like a series finale.

Who is Julie Plec blackmailing?

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 13 – TV Review

TVD The Lies Are Going to Catch Up With You Kai selfie

Oh, I mean say “cheese.”

I don’t care if he is futile and largely sidelined. Kai is the breath of fresh, mischievous air that TVD has been in dire need of ever since his death.

Even the season with the lesbian vampires wasn’t any fun. What the fuck was up with that?

Thank god our king/queen is back.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 2 – TV Review

TVD Enzo Caroline Ivy Stefan Yellow Ledbetter

“I promise I’ll only murder your girlfriend a little bit, Stefan.”

I feel like I should point out that Enzo’s actor’s name is Michael Malarkey.

I’d never noticed it before now, but I’m glad I did.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

The Originals Hayley Casket Girls

Is there vampire-specific terminology for a shotgun wedding where the baby is actually your brother’s? Damn, that’s redneck.

Sadly, shippers, Hayley is not wearing a wedding dress.

She is instead dressed up as a French mail order bride from ye olde New Orleans. The episode is titled “The Casket Girls,” and apparently it was a thing.

A history lesson we never asked for.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

The Originals Camille Klaus almost kiss


It’s a darn breakout of the dreaded almost-kiss this episode.

Can’t you sexy, broody, young things just get on with it?

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

The Originals Tim Holden PLL

“No! Don’t make me go back to Aria!”

The one thing The Originals was missing was a love interest for Davina.


Thankfully, they have the good sense to send him packing in the same episode.

Don’t scare me like that.

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TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 11

Stefan and Rebeka hook up.

You can all go home. TVD has won television.

At least until we get some Liar-on-Liar action on PLL. Or at least some Mona on Hanna. You know she’s crazy enough to go for it.

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