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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 12 – TV Review

Riverdale Bizarrodale Kevin Moose kiss

But at least he went out with a bang. Literally.

For an episode without a Betty subplot, things aren’t actually too bad.

It almost makes me forget that Riverdale is introducing yet more gangland bullshit.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 19 – TV Review

PLL Out, Damned Spot Mike torso abs

No wonder there’s so much paedophilia in Rosewood. All the twelve year-olds are shredded. Except Caleb.

Well, PLL is seriously pushing Mike as A/an A co-conspirator.

And we get more Johnny this episode.

Just what we wanted.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 16 – TV Review

PLL Over A Barrel

Bring back Jason. Where’d he go?”

One episode after Ashley has the hottest hook-up of hers and the show’s life, her least hottest comes roaring back.

Don’t do it, Ashley. Think of your vagina. She’s had to put up with Ted for two and a half seasons.

Let her have something that doesn’t come with a plate-sized cookie.

Seriously, do Americans regularly eat cookies that size?

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 16 – TV Review

TVD Stefan Travellers Sloane linking spell

Given Stefan’s penchant for self-flagellation, I’m not surprised that he’s into it.

For a bunch of witch characters on The Vampire Diaries, the Travellers are strangely not-dead.

I assume a heart-ripping fiesta is mere episodes away.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 9 – TV Review

TVD Elena Damon Augustine The Cell prison

Way to nail it, TVD.

Thought that whole “Damon’s traumatic past major-life-changing situation thing we’ve never heard of before” might not be a completely ass-pulled pile of puke?

I wish I was able muster that kind of optimism.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 6 – TV Review

Glee Tyra Banks Bitchette

Why did ANTM have to end? At least Jourdan won.

With the Unique episode last week, it’s time we had some Becky spotlighting (without a false shooting, this time).

It’s cute when the background furniture get their own episodes.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 8 – TV Review

TVD Katherine clocktower suicide jump

Although, the new twist in this episode is enough to make you wanna jump.

As long as Katherine is around, I will be featuring her at the top of the posts.

But anyone who would object to that has something seriously wrong with them, and is probably an Elena fan.

And they are barely worth treating like human beings, anyway.

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