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Poltergeist (2015) – CBF Review

Poltergeist Sam Rockwell Rosemarie DeWitt

“We’re getting paid for this, right?”

There isn’t a whole lot to say about this new Poltergeist. It’s an inferior, CGI-laden remake of a horror classic.

At least Rooney Mara isn’t here to stink up this one.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 4 – TV Review

American Horror Story Freak Show Jessica Lange Elsa Dominatrix Edward Mordrake

In only one year? Nice.

No, it’s actually the Elsa story.

And it involves not only S&M fantasy heaven, but also chainsaws and no anaesthesia.

What else do you expect from German pornography?

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 3 – TV Review

It only took three episodes to introduce an immortal character who sets precedent for all kinds of undead and resurrection shenanigans that might follow.

Hello Misty.

Hello season 3.

Goodbye credibility.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 2 – TV Review

America Horror Story Freak Show Twisty the clown

These Chanel No. 5 ads are getting weird.

I was overly presumptuous last episode: Emma Roberts still isn’t here.

So more droning from Jimmy the Whiner, then.

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