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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review

Dynasty Crazy Lady Alexis presents gift wrapping

If you’re not living for Scary Movie 2 references, then are you even living?

The only truly sad thing about this year’s Dynasty Christmas episode is that we didn’t get two of them like we did last year.

More Christmas lewks always, please. Gosh.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review

Dynasty A Real Instinct for the Jugular Alexis wedding dress

And catfight in them, please.

After last week’s sagging disappointment, I was about ready to start my Make Dynasty Gay (and fabulous) Again campaign.

Well, I’m pleased to report that a wedding dress fashion montage with hair pulling isn’t even the gayest thing about this episode.

Dynasty’s back, baby.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 7 – TV Review

If only the writers’ room had made their stankfaces as heard.

So after a Season 2 run of straight fire, Dynasty has tumbled into its first pothole of a nothing, garbage, filler episode.

And here I was foolishly thinking this season’s Episode 7 would be Claudia’s time to parallel her villain reveal in Season 1.

I blame myself for expecting too much.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review

Dynasty That Witch Fallon gay kiss

Is it gay if the other woman is you?

A Wizard of Oz fantasy sequence, and a Fallon same-sex (and same person) kiss?

Wow, Dynasty. You’ve really out-gayed yourself this time.

Thank gay God.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

All Stars 4 is going to have to do more than pad out a reveal video to an hour on YouTube if it hopes to out-gay Dynasty as the most gag-worthy show on television.

Although, Elizabeth Gillies and Nicolette Sheridan as guest judges, hmm? I would live.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 22 – TV Review

Dynasy Dead Scratch Alexis champagne

Which is fitting, because Dynasty is now the best version of itself, too.

Dynasty doesn’t drop the ball in its season finale.

Let your pearls be unclutched. We did it, baby.

The challenge is now on for you, Riverdale.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 21 – TV Review

Dynasty Trashy Little Tramp Alexis sunglasses

Except my sunglasses are $7 and they’re from Bargain City and they’re broken and I don’t wear sunglasses anymore.

Call me a white girl, because Dynasty just keeps getting better, and I literally can’t even.

And they also somehow managed to fit in more incest.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

Dynasty A Taste of Your Own Medicine Fallon gunpoint

And a bit more production budget.

Dynasty continues to walk in Gossip Girl’s footsteps by saving some of its best work for the Thanksgiving episode.

It’s a shame things still feel so small in scale.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

Dynasty I Exist Only For Me Fallon bathroom blowjob

But it can buy you a caped dress.

It’s a good thing Dynasty recently got picked up for a network television pace-killing twenty-two episode full season.

Because if filler this blatant was part of only a thirteen episoder, it wouldn’t be cute.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

Dynasty Spit It Out Fallon funeral hat

Is there a soap opera in the world that wouldn’t benefit from an evil funeral hat?

It was just pilot jitters! Thank God.

Let’s. Get. Trashy.

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