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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Dynasty Rotten Things Fallon Christmas suit

Honey? Oh, honey.

And not only Christmas lewks, but a Christmas catfight.

The only downside is that it doesn’t involve Fallon.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review

Riverdale Silent Night, Deadly Night Cheryl Christmas tree

She’s staying on-brand.

Let’s just forget that whole striptease thing. Because it’s Christmas!

And also the Black Hood is revealed and it’s super weak.

But it’s Christmas!

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Dynasty The Best Things in Life Fallon Christmas dress

Work that office Christmas party, Fallon.

My fear that, with Claudia’s ousting, Corrupt Cop would be our new villainous focal point is quickly assuaged this episode.

It’s a Christmas miracle.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 7 – TV Review

TVD The Next Time I Hurt Somebody It Could Be You Caroline drinking

Is this not appropriate weeknight behaviour?

Well, the fucking twins are still around.

And TVD pulls a plot point that it already used five seasons ago.

I don’t know if even Katherine’s return could save things at this point.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review

Yes, it’s time for iZombie to try its hand at superheroism.

Well, regular-heroism.

Well, unskilled, unprepared-heroism.

But that rabid mode zombie strength does come in handy.

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 9 – TV Review

Arrow Dark Waters Donna Quentin

Christmas really has come early.

Well, The Originals and The Vampire Diaries killed off characters for their mid-season finales this week.

Thank you, Arrow, for following suit.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review

The Originals Savior Camille Klaus make out

And it’s not just Klaus.

It finally happened.

But, as things tend to go in the House of Mikaelson, you don’t give a mortal character a bunch of screentime over two episodes and a resounding “they will” answer to a two-and-a-half-season-long ship tease without consequences.

So many consequences.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 8 – TV Review

Glee Santana Mrs Claus

“To be a child actor on a show that doesn’t suck.”

I gotta give Glee points for trying to do something to spice up the pedestrian, obligatory Christmas episode.

But then I’m taking those points right back because they set it a year in the past, in an alternate universe, and Kurt hooks up with a hot dude.

It was a worth a shot, guys.

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 10

Glee Sam Brittany wedding

Kids these days.

“Hey, you know what was a good movie? Love, Actually, actually. Let’s do that, but awful.” -Glee

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TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 9

The Vampire Diaries Caroline drama

Ikr!?

Holy shit, we finally get a break from Elena’s eternal indecision.

Instead we get to indulge Damon’s dilemma.

Thankfully, it does resolve by the end of the episode.

Unthankfully, this is TVD, so expect it to be immediately repealed next episode.

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