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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Dynasty Rotten Things Fallon Christmas suit

Honey? Oh, honey.

And not only Christmas lewks, but a Christmas catfight.

The only downside is that it doesn’t involve Fallon.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review

Riverdale Silent Night, Deadly Night Cheryl Christmas tree

She’s staying on-brand.

Let’s just forget that whole striptease thing. Because it’s Christmas!

And also the Black Hood is revealed and it’s super weak.

But it’s Christmas!

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Dynasty The Best Things in Life Fallon Christmas dress

Work that office Christmas party, Fallon.

My fear that, with Claudia’s ousting, Corrupt Cop would be our new villainous focal point is quickly assuaged this episode.

It’s a Christmas miracle.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 7 – TV Review

TVD The Next Time I Hurt Somebody It Could Be You Caroline drinking

Is this not appropriate weeknight behaviour?

Well, the fucking twins are still around.

And TVD pulls a plot point that it already used five seasons ago.

I don’t know if even Katherine’s return could save things at this point.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review

Yes, it’s time for iZombie to try its hand at superheroism.

Well, regular-heroism.

Well, unskilled, unprepared-heroism.

But that rabid mode zombie strength does come in handy.

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 9 – TV Review

Arrow Dark Waters Donna Quentin

Christmas really has come early.

Well, The Originals and The Vampire Diaries killed off characters for their mid-season finales this week.

Thank you, Arrow, for following suit.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review

The Originals Savior Camille Klaus make out

And it’s not just Klaus.

It finally happened.

But, as things tend to go in the House of Mikaelson, you don’t give a mortal character a bunch of screentime over two episodes and a resounding “they will” answer to a two-and-a-half-season-long ship tease without consequences.

So many consequences.

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