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Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 8 – TV Review

Bate Motel The Body Norma Norman kiss

Thankfully, Bates Motel is now strong enough not to need the incest tension.

Well, Norman isn’t out of jail.

But Romero does get to shoot somebody in the head.

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Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 4 – TV Review

Bates Motel Hiddne Norma raincoat

Norman’s imagination is tres chic.

We get a hallucinatory murder this episode. Does that count?

No.

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Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 3 – TV Review

Bates Motel Bad Blood Norma gun

All that training paid off.

As predicted, Caleb is not dead yet.

And Chick is now Igor to Norman’s Dracula?

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Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 2 – TV Review

I hope Madeline the hardware store girl is into women.

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Bates Motel Season 4 Episode 10 – TV Review

Bates Motel Norman Norma funeral

In death, as in life, she is perfection.

Well, last episode was pretty monumental.

But we can still count on a traditional bombastic Bates Motel finale, right?

Everything has changed.

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Bates Motel Season 4 Episode 6 – TV Review

Bates Motel The Vault Norman crying

The immutable truth?

And the truth is that since the soaring episode 2, this season has been coasting along.

I suspect we’re just going through a lot of place-setting to end in a textbook Bates bombshell climax to the season, but I bitched on Game of Thrones for overindulging on that. So I have to bitch on it here, too.

A bitch on you, Bates Motel.

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Bates Motel Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review

Bates Motel Refraction Norman therapy session

This isn’t The Sessions, dude.

Well, Caleb’s stink continues to follow around Bates Motel.

Let’s be done with it, already, for fuck’s sake.

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