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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 20 – TV Review

OUaT The Song in Your Heart Queenie villain song

Goddamn you, OUaT. You always know how to suck me back in.

Oh my god, you guys. It’s finally happening.

Several seasons beyond when it should have happened, and drowned in plot bullshit, but it’s happening.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 12 – TV Review

OUaT Murder Most Foul David Hook

He’s the Drew Baird of Storybrooke.

Uncork your litre bottles of Sauv Blanc now, baby. It’s a Hook and David episode.

Jesus fucking Christ.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 10 – TV Review

OUaT Wish You Were Here Queenie appletini

It’s like this.

Remember how I was whingeing about how all the characters on this show just have to be fucking related to each other?

Well, we can add Mystery Hood Vision Person to that list.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 7 – TV Review

OUaT Heartless Queenie heart rip

I feel a “but” coming on.

Sadly, one of the pitfalls of being full-on villain is having full-on villain stupidity.

Oh, Queenie.

That’s not to say her alternative punishment isn’t amusing, though.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 2 – TV Review

OUaT A Bitter Draught Queenie fan

Por que no los dos?

Queenie Fabulosity Watch, Week 2: Queenie is still fabulous.

End of review.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 17 – TV Review

OUaT Best Laid Plans Emma crying

Hey, at least they didn’t kill it.

But boo, can you imagine if they’d killed it? That would have been pretty cool.

I suppose we’ll have to settle for “banished to another realm.”

I should have known. It’s pretty standard for Once Upon a Time at this point.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 14 – TV Review

OUaT Unforgiven Tree of Wisdom

Do the kids these days still do Little Britain references?

You know Snow and Charming have been up to naughtiness when even the Tree of Wisdom ain’t got time fo’ dat.

Just kidding. It’s actually their unborn child it’s rejecting.

Emma made sure to get a head start on being unwanted.

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