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Revenge Season 4 Episode 3 – TV Review

Revenge Victoria shotgun Emily Ashes

I’m not sure Victoria can pull off “redneck” very convincingly.

Has it really come to this? Rich ladies pointing shotguns at each other?

Thank God. I thought we’d never make it.

It’s a whole new world.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 2 – TV Review

Revenge Daniel Disclosure

This is what having an extortionist coke-whore dipshit of a sister will do to you.

I would say that if you didn’t hate Charlotte by now, then this episode gives you much more reason to start.

But that’s crazy.

There’s not a single person alive who doesn’t hate Charlotte by now.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 1 – TV Review

Revenge Emily Renaissance

“Except carbs.”

Season 3 is going to be a lot to live up to.

But after seeing the kind of resurrection Revenge is capable of after the disaster that was season 2, I’m willing to believe in miracles.

Not sure how I feel about Victoria being the one doing the revenge-ing, though.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 22 – TV Review

Revenge Victoria murders Aiden Execution

But did it have to be Aiden?

Revenge is this year’s most improved show.

And what better way to improve on last year’s Declan-killing finale than by killing off 2 main characters?

And even reviving a 3rd.

So sudsy. So chic.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 21 – TV Review

Revenge Charlotte kidnapped Impetus

“It’s not even on Blu-ray. This is torture!”

I was wrong about the Mystery Man being Charlotte’s kidnapper. Turns out it was Emily and the gang.

That’s 2 episodes in a row that she’s kidnapped someone.

Kudos to you, baby. Taking control of your destiny.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 20 – TV Review

Revenge Pascal helicopter death Revolution

“Thank goodness this helicopter is here to blow it around so I can blame it on that.”

Pascal kills someone by shooting them, Conrad kills someone by pushing them into a helicopter rotor blade.

All’s fair in love and soap opera.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 19 – TV Review

Revenge Pascal shoots Oscar Chapman Allegiance

“Including the badass muder spree-ing.”

Brace yourselves: Pascal actually does something other than fuck around with his business portfolio this episode.

It looks like shooting people is another thing he and Victoria have in common.

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