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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 2 – TV Review

OUaT A Bitter Draught Queenie fan

Por que no los dos?

Queenie Fabulosity Watch, Week 2: Queenie is still fabulous.

End of review.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 7 – TV Review

PLL Original G'Angsters Jason Aria

“Ezra who?”

I can’t do this, anymore.

Just let it be over. Please.

Only thirteen episodes to go. God save me.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 11 – TV Review

PLL Of Late I Think of Rosewood funeral

You, too, Sasha.

Did you think revealing and imprisoning A would be the end of all this intolerable conspiracy drama, or at least Cece?

Well that’s a double “no” for you, baby.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 22 – TV Review

Revenge Plea Emily arrested

“I’m Emily Thorne, dammit. I want some serious resources wasted on me.”

Courtney Love is also back this episode, so ready your vomit bags now.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 6 – TV Review

I hope you weren’t interested in being sympathetic or understanding towards David in any way.

Because you won’t want to be anymore.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review

Revenge Charlotte Repecussions

Aww. She thinks she’s people.

In a world where Emily can revenge her way through any and every situation ever to come to light, she is inexplicably unable to simply go talk to David and tell him “Hey, I’m Amanda and I’m not dead. Also, Victoria is Satan incarnate.”

Send him a text or something, Emily. Jesus.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 4 – TV Review

Revenge Louise bikini Meteor

“And Daniel can have total access to them.”

Yes, Louise. You’re stunning. We know.

But there are more important things this episode.

Like David Clarke going public with his resurrection.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 3 – TV Review

Revenge Victoria shotgun Emily Ashes

I’m not sure Victoria can pull off “redneck” very convincingly.

Has it really come to this? Rich ladies pointing shotguns at each other?

Thank God. I thought we’d never make it.

It’s a whole new world.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 2 – TV Review

Revenge Daniel Disclosure

This is what having an extortionist coke-whore dipshit of a sister will do to you.

I would say that if you didn’t hate Charlotte by now, then this episode gives you much more reason to start.

But that’s crazy.

There’s not a single person alive who doesn’t hate Charlotte by now.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 1 – TV Review

Revenge Emily Renaissance

“Except carbs.”

Season 3 is going to be a lot to live up to.

But after seeing the kind of resurrection Revenge is capable of after the disaster that was season 2, I’m willing to believe in miracles.

Not sure how I feel about Victoria being the one doing the revenge-ing, though.

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