Riverdale Season 4 Episode 6 – TV Review
If I wanted something dark and boring, CW, I’d go back to my actual life. Duh.
The non-Betty subplots of this episode are so appallingly bad that I won’t even vaguely reference them this time.
It’s unfathomable to me how anyone who was involved in the production of the stellar first season of Riverdale could look at what it’s become and say they’re proud of it.
All hope is lost. The second Betty’s storyline hits a bump the road, I’m abandoning ship, y’all.
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Riverdale Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review
Why waste your youth and hotness on this garbage dump of a show? Sigh.
I gotta tell ya, it was a close call this week as to whether I would finally throw in the Riverdale towel. With all the non-Betty subplots this episode sinking to shocking new lows, it was so tempting.
But let’s give it one more shot, eh? For Season 1’s sake.
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Riverdale Season 4 Episode 4 – TV Review
Her face says what we’re all thinking.
So this is week 2 of The Betty-only Report.
And with the other subplots this week being almost comically bad (what the fuck even was the point of Veronica’s?), I feel like things are going to stay this way for a while.
Unless I give in to the truth buried deep inside and just throw Riverdale in the bin. Fucking hell, I’m close.
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Riverdale Season 4 Episode 2 – TV Review
I mean, I ain’t mad, dog. But this is a bit much.
Don’t let the gratuitous Mad Dog abs and lingering evil cult drama fool you: there is a tiny smidge of emotional character interactions, and some high school hijinks, hiding in this episode.
Riverdale may one day soon be its former, Season 1 self.
Don’t you want to believe?
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 17 – TV Review
Except I drink white, not red. Ain’t nobody got time for all those antioxidants.
I know this is going to sound crazy, but can you believe that the Betty segments are the only good things about this episode?
It’s got to be a first!
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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 19 – TV Review
With this kind of sports uniform budget blowout, it now makes sense that they were forced to hire a paedophile as the music teacher.
How do you follow up a musical episode?
Well, if you’re Riverdale, you get the fucking lead out and go absolutely crazy with everyone’s subplots, including near-rape, kidnapping, and murder.
Welcome back, Riverdale. Last week wasn’t just a fluke.
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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 16 – TV Review
Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 15 – TV Review
Just… why?
For fuck’s sake, only five more episodes to go.
Dear God, just let it end.
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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 7 – TV Review
“Ezra who?”
I can’t do this, anymore.
Just let it be over. Please.
Only thirteen episodes to go. God save me.
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Damien Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review
My wish from last episode is coming true.
Just kidding. They don’t kiss.
But I think it’ll be okay as long as Damien doesn’t do what every other show has done recently and kill the gay character off quickly and arbitrarily.
Damn. That, too?
