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The Originals Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review

The Originals I Hear You Knocking Freya Keelin sexual tension

A hand on the knee is like, what, third base for lesbians?

The overalls are a bit much, though, Keelin. Calm down.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 15 – TV Review

The Originals Klaus Camille

“He could use a bit of fake tan, though.”

Yes, apparently Camille, the one squishy human in the show, is the only one Elijah feels is qualified to nurse an ailing and ravenous Klaus back to health.

Oh, Elijah. Principles don’t defeat primal urge.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 14 – TV Review

The Originals Rebekah dishevelled

I call it Spencer-itis.

You left me for 3 weeks, and now you want me to care about you again?

Fine. At least I can put off watching a new episode of Glee for a little bit.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 13 – TV Review

The Originals Oliver shirtless

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

I didn’t know The Originals needed an influx of shirtless hunks.

But I’m not complaining now that they’re here.

Except for Jackson. Fuck that guy.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 12 – TV Review

The Originals Rebekah voodoo

Rebekah is the Sharon Strzlecki of the TVD/Originals-verse.

No, Rebekah isn’t too fazed by a voodoo knife to the face.

Just as I am not fazed by yet another excellent episode of The Originals.

It’s like pre seasonal decay TVD. It’s nice.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 11 – TV Review

You know how the whole Harvest thing was really icky because it involved child murder and was therefore deeply morally uncomfortable?

Well worry no more, because now it’s okay because a magic new development renders such questions moot.

Hooray!

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

The Originals Elijah sick bite

Someone’s been doing their lamaze exercises.

Unfortunately, unlike a baby, you can’t just tie a werewolf bite up in a bag and throw it in a river.

But you can use it as a vehicle to do some exposition about a previously unmentioned but apparently super important love interest.

An interracial love interest.

Scandalous.

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