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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 20 – TV Review

PLL Til Death Do Us Part Drunk Mum Initiative

I, however, made the grave mistake of watching it stone cold sober.
I have regrets.

There are only three possible explanations for how Pretty Little Liars turned out:

1) I. Marlene King is clinically insane;

2) I. Marlene King is the greatest troll of the decade; or

3) I. Marlene King is just an incompetent, egomaniacal dickhead.

Don’t you wish it was anything but number 3? Sigh.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 19 – TV Review

PLL Farewell, My Lovely group shot

Sorry, Em.

Can you feel the soothing waves of relief washing over you, with the knowledge that after this, only one more excruciating episode of Pretty Little Liars will ever darken you life?

We’re almost free.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 16 – TV Review

PLL The Glove That Rocks the Cradle Emily Alison kiss

Does Emily have that pregnant woman fetish thing? It’s the only explanation.

My rage at PLL over the last few episodes has now been replaced by grim apathy.

So things are looking up.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 15 – TV Review

PLL In the Eye Abides the Heart AD Aria face

Just… why?

For fuck’s sake, only five more episodes to go.

Dear God, just let it end.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 14 – TV Review

PLL Power Play Sydney AD limo

I’ve had it. Officially.

And the fact that Sydney is still here, and now part of some kind of revamped A Team (the AD Team, I suppose?), isn’t even the stupidest thing about this episode.

Alison being impregnated with Emily’s egg isn’t even the stupidest thing about this episode.

I don’t know if I can go six more rounds with PLL, you guys.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 7 – TV Review

PLL Original G'Angsters Jason Aria

“Ezra who?”

I can’t do this, anymore.

Just let it be over. Please.

Only thirteen episodes to go. God save me.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 1 – TV Review

PLL Tick-Tock, Bitches Aria Ezra hiding

At least PLL is staying true to itself.

Yes, I was foolish enough to hope that maybe, with one final season premiere to attempt, that PLL would somehow claw its way out of the swamp of bullshittery in which it has mired itself.

And again, it didn’t.

Sink ever lower, show.

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