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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 13 – TV Review

Under the Dome Pauline dies Go Now season finale

Why must you linger, foul demon?

Don’t panic. She does die for good in this episode.

Big Jim isn’t as happy about it as I was, evidently.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 12 – TV Review

Under the Dome Hunter Barbie gun hostage

The only thing less original than that wordplay is this show.

And no, this won’t be the last time (or the first) we see Barbie getting touchy-feely with the super cute Hunter.

Under the Dome may not be exciting, compelling, or make a lick of sense. But at least they’re tossing us so homoerotic subtext.

God bless.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 11 – TV Review

Under the Dome Barbie Julia freeze cold ambulance Black Ice

Easy, peaceful, and a lot like freezing to death.

And we’re back to “random dome peril of the week” territory.

This time, it’s the sheer horror of rapid season change.

But if you’re anything other than an extra, you don’t have to worry. The main character mortality rate is nil.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review

Under the Dome The Fall Angie returns

“And I know everything. Because I’m a dome projection. Sorry to disappoint.”

Angie just be mad that Melanie be movin’ in on her man, gurl.

No, really.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review

Under the Dome egg pink stars

We’ve waited so long.

Well, it was a nice break, but we’re back to the “random dome threat of the week” formula.

Luckily, it’s nothing the fish-brained, gullible people of Chester’s Mill can’t fix.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

Under the Dome Phil Carolyn hostage knife

She did not leave the CW for this shit.

Phil might be a crummy sheriff, but will he have better luck as a knife-wielding villain?

No.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review

Under the Dome Rebecca crazy eyes poison holy water swine flu

I’ll stop talking about Rebecca’s crazy eyes when she stops making them.

Does it help that Rebecca is actually staring down an off-screen single mother and her child, who she plans on murdering, along with everyone else in this church?

It doesn’t, does it?

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 3 – TV Review

Under the Dome Rebecca red rain

I’m getting something more along the lines of “Master of Doom and Hellfire.”

Golly gosh, maybe my dreams of Rebecca becoming our new villain could be true?

At the very least, she’s shaping up to be a fantastic Evil Advisor for our suddenly-mellow Big Jim.

Set him back on the right path, baby.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 11 – TV Review

Under the Dome Junior gun

You guys need to do a better job of hiding the keys to the gun cabinet.

Yep, Junior’s got a gun again. Didn’t take him long.

Oh, it has nothing to do with the plot at all.

But I’d die if I didn’t constantly spew my insignificant gripes on things that have no value.

I think I just described this site.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

Under the Dome Max Natalie Zea

“Her hair doesn’t handle humidity well. I’m only human.” -Barbie

Yeah, I’ll give him the okay on that hair comment.

But come on, man. You’re gonna take Rachelle Lefevre over Natalie Zea?

Who cast this show?

I’m also giving Natalie Zea a character name upgrade to Max. I thought I’d be generous and save everyone the confusion as soon as possible.

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