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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 13 – TV Review

Under the Dome Pauline dies Go Now season finale

Why must you linger, foul demon?

Don’t panic. She does die for good in this episode.

Big Jim isn’t as happy about it as I was, evidently.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 6 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Regina Ursula evil queen

Get it?

It’s been a while since we had a new Disney princess on the scene. Were Mulan and Sleeping Beauty the last ones?

Well, it’s Ariel. If the episode title, “Ariel,” didn’t give it away for you.

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TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 14

The Vampire Diaries Katherine Silas Jeremy

Katherine, that is. ‘Cuz y’all know I don’t give a fuck about Elena.

Holy motherfucker, Katherine fucking Pierce is finally here.

My crusted labia just crawled with excitement. Like a cuttlefish.

And in true Katherine form, bitch isn’t playing around.

Get ready to lose a main character.

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TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 13

The Vampire Diaries Jeremy bondage

TVD always knows what I need.

How do you top the death of an original vampire?

By taking all your main characters on a hilarious camping caper romp, of course!

It’s better than it sounds.

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