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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review

Dynasty Crazy Lady Alexis presents gift wrapping

If you’re not living for Scary Movie 2 references, then are you even living?

The only truly sad thing about this year’s Dynasty Christmas episode is that we didn’t get two of them like we did last year.

More Christmas lewks always, please. Gosh.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 22 – TV Review

Dynasy Dead Scratch Alexis champagne

Which is fitting, because Dynasty is now the best version of itself, too.

Dynasty doesn’t drop the ball in its season finale.

Let your pearls be unclutched. We did it, baby.

The challenge is now on for you, Riverdale.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 21 – TV Review

Dynasty Trashy Little Tramp Alexis sunglasses

Except my sunglasses are $7 and they’re from Bargain City and they’re broken and I don’t wear sunglasses anymore.

Call me a white girl, because Dynasty just keeps getting better, and I literally can’t even.

And they also somehow managed to fit in more incest.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 20 – TV Review

Dynasty A Line From the Past Alexis stunning

But imagine it in Monique Heart’s voice.

Can you imagine how heartbreaking it would be if Dynasty dropped the ball in the season’s final two episodes?

Because after this run of utter perfection, it would be such a shame.

Also, I want Alexis’ hair. Every artificial piece of it.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 18 – TV Review

Dynasty Don't Con a Con Artist Alexis Evil Queen

But, like, a really good episode of OUaT. So nothing post-Season 2.

I feel comforted that my obnoxious Drag Race meme and vernacular-dropping when praising Dynasty was evidently foreshadowing the arrival of Alexis Carrington.

Watch out Gina Liano. You’re not the only biological woman in town who could snatch the crown.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

Dynasty A Well-Dressed Tarantula Carrington manor

That means we own everything.
Except for multiple locations.

Step aside, Riverdale. You were not the best soap opera on the CW this week.

Dynasty hits its most Gossip Girl-esque stride yet this episode. And there’s another extravagant party.

Sadly, no fountain shoves. But you can feel it coming.

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