Dynasty Season 3 Episode 14 – TV Review
Sadly, my gays, the jush train is over, and this week won’t have you struggling to hold your wigs down.
But that’s only because this episode is here to get some shit done. And blow up a car along the way (offscreen, of course. This is CW budget, remember).
Dynasty Season 3 Episode 12 – TV Review
That’s right, bitches. It’s a Liam and Fallon caper episode.
And even when it’s against his will, he’s still kinda game. And I respect that.
Though, to be clear, doing things without consent, even when it’s a woman doing it to a man, is not cool. Do you hear that, Dominique?
Dynasty Season 3 Episode 11 – TV Review
Oh, Fletcher. We hardly knew ye.
But don’t worry about that basic white guy shirtlessness deficit. Adam’s got that covered.
Kirby likey.
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Can you imagine how heartbreaking it would be if Dynasty dropped the ball in the season’s final two episodes?
Because after this run of utter perfection, it would be such a shame.
Also, I want Alexis’ hair. Every artificial piece of it.
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I feel comforted that my obnoxious Drag Race meme and vernacular-dropping when praising Dynasty was evidently foreshadowing the arrival of Alexis Carrington.
Watch out Gina Liano. You’re not the only biological woman in town who could snatch the crown.
Dynasty Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review
Step aside, Riverdale. You were not the best soap opera on the CW this week.
Dynasty hits its most Gossip Girl-esque stride yet this episode. And there’s another extravagant party.
Sadly, no fountain shoves. But you can feel it coming.