Dynasty Season 3 Episode 14 – TV Review
Everything’s better with unnecessary straps.
Sadly, my gays, the jush train is over, and this week won’t have you struggling to hold your wigs down.
But that’s only because this episode is here to get some shit done. And blow up a car along the way (offscreen, of course. This is CW budget, remember).
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 12 – TV Review
It can’t be all shirtless dudes all the time.
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Just kidding. Scroll down.
That’s right, bitches. It’s a Liam and Fallon caper episode.
And even when it’s against his will, he’s still kinda game. And I respect that.
Though, to be clear, doing things without consent, even when it’s a woman doing it to a man, is not cool. Do you hear that, Dominique?
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 11 – TV Review
If only the breakup scene could have been shirtless, too.
Oh, Fletcher. We hardly knew ye.
But don’t worry about that basic white guy shirtlessness deficit. Adam’s got that covered.
Kirby likey.
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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review
Dynasty Season 1 Episode 22 – TV Review
Which is fitting, because Dynasty is now the best version of itself, too.
Dynasty doesn’t drop the ball in its season finale.
Let your pearls be unclutched. We did it, baby.
The challenge is now on for you, Riverdale.
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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 21 – TV Review
Except my sunglasses are $7 and they’re from Bargain City and they’re broken and I don’t wear sunglasses anymore.
Call me a white girl, because Dynasty just keeps getting better, and I literally can’t even.
And they also somehow managed to fit in more incest.
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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 20 – TV Review
But imagine it in Monique Heart’s voice.
Can you imagine how heartbreaking it would be if Dynasty dropped the ball in the season’s final two episodes?
Because after this run of utter perfection, it would be such a shame.
Also, I want Alexis’ hair. Every artificial piece of it.
