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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 13 – TV Review

Under the Dome Pauline dies Go Now season finale

Why must you linger, foul demon?

Don’t panic. She does die for good in this episode.

Big Jim isn’t as happy about it as I was, evidently.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

Under the Dome Phil Carolyn hostage knife

She did not leave the CW for this shit.

Phil might be a crummy sheriff, but will he have better luck as a knife-wielding villain?

No.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review

Under the Dome Big Jim gallows hanging suicide

That ship sailed as soon as it got stretched to a second season.

So we’re back under the dome again.

Do you think we could go back to having some actual drama and tension, or is the onslaught of random, non-sensical dome happenings, paired with spiritual, “the dome wants us to” jibber jabber going to continue?

If you’re an optimist, turn back now.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 2 – TV Review

The Vampire Diaries Katherine human hungover

That’s what happens when you lose your alcohol tolerance.

Oh, Katherine. You really are living my life.

If my life involved getting hunted down by an improbably lucky army of Silas goons.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 13 – TV Review

Under the Dome Barbie gallows hanging execution

Mike Vogel needs to move to the city or something.

Apparently suffering through Spring Breakers‘ pink haired brat wasn’t enough pink for me this week.

And Spring Breakers had lines, too.

Lines of cocaine. Is the joke.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

Under the Dome Barbie Julia kiss rain

Catch them in a rainstorm. Duh.

I think it’s about time we followed Angie’s example from last week and name upgrade a couple of characters.

From now on, Rachelle will be upgraded to her character name of Julia.

And Li’l Bro will now be Joe. Which is actually shorter and easier to type.

So my laziness still wins.

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