The Originals Season 5 Episode 13 – TV Review
Come for the Camille, stay for the bizarre slap in the face to fans that this pathetic excuse for a series finale turns out to be.
Much like last episode, I would be hesitant to call this episode, and series finale, a trainwreck. Because trainwrecks are actually exciting.
If I had to distill The Originals series finale down to one word (and this is the Internet, baby. Distilling complex ideas into clickbaity, list format is the name of the game), it would be “meh.”
And “meh” is not how I want to feel about the finale of what once was the best vampire soap opera on the CW.
Even the TVD finale wasn’t meh (it wasn’t good, either. But you know).
It makes me wonder how much of a garbage dump the Legacies finale will be. And by “finale,” I mean at the end of the first season. Do you really think that it’ll be renewed?
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The Originals Season 5 Episode 12 – TV Review
Actually, that’s not fair. Trainwrecks are exciting.
You know what I didn’t want to be about The Originals’ final season? Apathetic.
But we don’t always get what we want.
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The Originals Season 5 Episode 6 – TV Review
Looks like the Elijah Sex Face Parade is gonna have some stiff competition with the Fuck Me Daddy Klaus Eyes.
My final note after watching this episode was “what the fuck were the writers thinking?”
And to be fair, we haven’t reached I. Marlene King levels of WTFery yet.
But seriously?
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The Originals Season 5 Episode 1 – TV Review
I mean, I don’t want to say no to Caroline, but…
Much like Caroline is no Camille, present day The Originals (or anything post-Season 3, really) is not at the same level as its previous highs.
And dear God, did we learn nothing from TVD’s problem of geographically separating the characters? It doesn’t work, people.
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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 16 – TV Review
TVD Series Finale Pros/Cons List:
Cons: was shit.
Pros: had Katherine.
Eh, I’ll take it.
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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 15 – TV Review
I’m concerned.
No, really. I am concerned.
Katherine isn’t in this episode. Which means we only have next week’s finale left, and I’m gonna guess there’s a strong chance that Nina Dobrev will need to spend at least a little bit of that episode as Elena.
I want more Katherine than we’ve gotten, is what I’m saying. And a fuckton less of Matt’s fucking family.
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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 14 – TV Review
But by God, they should be grateful for the save.
Get that weave glue ready, bitches, and wonder no more.
Katherine’s back.
Next episode (I hope).
Oh, and something about Cade? Who cares?
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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 13 – TV Review
Oh, I mean say “cheese.”
I don’t care if he is futile and largely sidelined. Kai is the breath of fresh, mischievous air that TVD has been in dire need of ever since his death.
Even the season with the lesbian vampires wasn’t any fun. What the fuck was up with that?
Thank god our king/queen is back.
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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 12 – TV Review
It’ll be okay as long as you don’t get breathalyzed. Or vomit.
I was going to use a different first image for this review. Because something actually of excitement and note occurs.
But the moment truly is worth keeping as a surprise.
Of my two dying wishes for this show, it fulfills one of them.
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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 11 – TV Review
You know the rest.
Stefan/Damon does something heinous because of mind control. There’s your synopsis.
It must be another episode of TVD Season 8.
