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Grimm Season 2 – Season Review

Grimm Nick David Giuntoli

“Shutup baby, I know it.”

Like Happy Endings, I had been watching Grimm on the DL.

Unlike Happy Endings, I’m happy to review this show. Because it’s often awful.

But damn, David Giuntoli is attractive. And he’s a nice, Italian boy I can take home to mama.

If he’s still the lead character, I’ll keep watching this show until it dies (hopefully soon, because it’s pretty bad).

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 8

Once Upon a Time Cora Barbara Hershey heart magic jar of

“I’m Barbara motherfuckin’ Hershey, cunt. Who the fuck are you?”

A week without Once Upon a Time is too long.

I almost feel embarrassed by how much I look forward to these episodes.

But feeling embarrassed would require me to have the ability to feel anything, so, you know.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 5

Once Upon a Time Regina season 2 happy smile

“I was gone for an episode and I was worried nobody had told you how much you suck recently.”

Regina’s back, bitches!

God, that’s the way it should always be.

It’s almost embarrassing how much more interesting she is than Emma and Snow. I don’t think anyone’s surprised that she’s more interesting than David.

Because David is shit.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 4

Once Upon a Time Red sniff hat

“The bad fashion sense is coming from somewhere nearby, but everytime I move it keeps following me. Curious…”

Let me start by naming 3 characters who do not appear this episode:

Emma.

Snow.

(Ooh, I bet you’re getting excited now)

Regina.

What!?

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Film Review: The Avengers

Avengers

“Brace yourselves…our paychecks are coming.”

EDIT: If you want to see someone take a swing at this movie, The Editing Room has a good go at it. Funny, but a bit pedantic. They’re, like, SOOOO mean. As if you’d be mean and make fun of things people like. Rude.

I hate myself. I just hate everything, and now I hate myself.

I was so set on disliking this movie. I was so sure that not only the cramming of all these franchises together, but the helming of uber hipster Joss Whedon would give me free reign to shit all over this. But goddammit…it beat me. This movie is amazing.

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