Tag Archive | cancer

Me and Earl and the Dying Girl – It’s Not Shit

Me and Earl and the Dying Girl Olivia Cooke Rachel

But goddamn, it wasn’t easy.

Yes, the star of Ouija and the director of The Town That Dreaded Sundown join forces to make a touching and cleverly funny movie about teen cancer?

I don’t know what I did to deserve this, but I’ll take it.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 17 – TV Review

PLL We've All Got Baggage Alison Doctor married

What, you got a problem with cheese?

Yes, not even Ella and Byron’s re-wedding, as officiated by fucking Aria, no less, can out-cheese the Suddenly Soulmates subplot of Alison and Doctor Dude.

As long as nobody is getting menaced by a ute in a parking lot, I’m happy.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 12 – TV Review

PLL Charlotte's Web Hanna realisation

I feel that.

Well, my hopes of having B come roaring in and tearing this stale, old maid of a soap opera apart were in vain.

Instead of dumping in a new, replacement A, PLL has instead gone for the “offer absolutely nothing” option.

I suppose that’s what we deserve. I mean, we only have ourselves to blame for still sticking with this show.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 14 – TV Review

TVD Stay Jeremy Elena stoned

Even Elena doesn’t give a shit. Look at her.

The only thing I’ll miss about Jeremy is his occasionally bare torso.

On the other hand, I’ll miss everything about Liz because she was awesome.

Sorry, Jeremy.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 12 – TV Review

I figured out a solution to our “Kai is attracted to Elena” dilemma, by the way: bring Katherine back and let him chase after her, instead.

Kai and Katherine together would be almost too fantastic to handle.

Such ruthless bitchiness the world has never seen.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 11 – TV Review

TVD Woke Up With A Monster Kai

Especially when he’s so refreshingly evil.

The bad news, Kai might be straight. Because he totally flirts with Elena this episode.

The good news is, Nina Dobrev is ridiculously good-looking, so maybe I’ll just give him this one.

The hope isn’t dead yet.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 10 – TV Review

TVD Christmas Through Your EyesKai Alaric

Kai’s used to having phallic objects pressed against his face.

The anti-magic zone on Mystic Falls is gone.

It’s a Christmas miracle.

Kai is the gift-giver that keeps on giving.

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