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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 20 – TV Review

PLL Til Death Do Us Part Drunk Mum Initiative

I, however, made the grave mistake of watching it stone cold sober.
I have regrets.

There are only three possible explanations for how Pretty Little Liars turned out:

1) I. Marlene King is clinically insane;

2) I. Marlene King is the greatest troll of the decade; or

3) I. Marlene King is just an incompetent, egomaniacal dickhead.

Don’t you wish it was anything but number 3? Sigh.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 18 – TV Review

PLL Choose or Lose The Usual Suspects lineup

Pretty Little Liars is in the same league, right?

God help me, I actually enjoyed this episode.

Because something actually fucking happened.

If only we could go back in time and let the rest of the season and series know this hidden secret.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 17 – TV Review

PLL Driving Miss Crazy Ashley returns

Fucking finally.

But you know that thing I said about new lows every episode?

Not even Ashley can stave off that.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 13 – TV Review

PLL Hold Your Piece Toby crying

Who knew Toby was able to emote, huh?

Don’t let Toby’s tears get you too excited.

Pretty Little Liars is still utterly wasting its dwindling time left.

Only seven to go. Let’s keep that countdown coming.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 12 – TV Review

PLL These Boots Were Made For Walking Jenna blind posse

Just when you thought PLL couldn’t get any more ridiculous.

The real tragedy is that nobody goes for a savage blind joke. The PLL of yesteryear would have delighted in that.

Also, I legitimately forgot that Sara was dead, so was pretty confused when she was brought up this episode.

Only eight episodes to go, baby.

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Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 4 – TV Review

Bates Motel Hiddne Norma raincoat

Norman’s imagination is tres chic.

We get a hallucinatory murder this episode. Does that count?

No.

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Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 3 – TV Review

Bates Motel Bad Blood Norma gun

All that training paid off.

As predicted, Caleb is not dead yet.

And Chick is now Igor to Norman’s Dracula?

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