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The Originals Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review

Just in case Esther’s evilness was too ambiguous for you, this episode she advocates for the mass murder of humans, performed by child werewolves to activate their curses. In order to grow her army, of course,

Does Esther still believe she’s the good guy?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 15 – TV Review

PLL cabin Liars

Continuity, girls. Come on.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
This episode she gets 1 shot, and she doesn’t blow it.
Our count is now 8 a fright, 7 delight.

I’d like to believe I’m not the only one who is still finding Ezra’s evil, lurky face to be incredibly, adorably ineffective.

But I know better than to presume someone else’s opinion on the Internet.

I care like that.

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Evil Dead (2013) – Film Review

Evil Dead Jessica Lucas puke vomit blood

Stay strong, Jessica.

Do you want a horror movie that’s so violent that it literally rains blood by the end?

Here you go.

Also, I haven’t seen the original, so I ain’t biased none, yo.

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It’s Not Shit: The Cabin in the Woods

The Cabin in the Woods Blonde Chris Hemsworth

Someone clearly hasn’t been watching American Horror Story. Or any horror movie ever.

Joss Whedon? Do I have to.

Well, I did like The Avengers quite a bit.

But Dollhouse was awful and an insult to Eliza Dushku (DAE Tru Calling?). And Buffy is too dated to care about anymore.

Cautious optimism.

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