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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 15 – TV Review

PLL Do Not Disturb Emily

Shay, honey. You haven’t got anything else.

I think my favourite part about this second half of the season has got to be that Pretty Little Liars is making Cece’s murder the new big, important mystery

Because Pretty Little Liars seems to think that anyone, anywhere, would give even a quarter of a fuck about Cece.

Why wasn’t PLL nominated in the Comedy categories at the Golden Globes?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 14 – TV Review

PLL New Guys, New Lies Ashley

If PLL keeps giving them to me, I’m going to keep doing them.

In this episode, B makes a bold claim about how, unlike A, they don’t hide in the shadows, bitch. They’re out here in the open and they’re comin’ to get you.

So, naturally, their approach is to hide in the shadows and send ominous text messages and literally wear a mask.


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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 9 – TV Review

PLL Spencer blind Jenna

You need to be more young and restless.

Spencer’s Jenna impression may be a little off, but Sydney does a good job of it.

Why anybody would choose to look like Jenna at all remains a mystery, however.

Did Sydney and Jenna co-ordinate, or was it just a coincidence?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 24 – TV Review

PLL A is for Answers Hanna gun

Hanna knows her way around small arms.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
No amount of gun violence can get Hanna out of that boring ensemble.
Our count closes even for the season. 12 horrendous, 12 not-horrendous. I was out of word play.

Well, the episode is titled “A is for Answers.”

And yes, we get them.

But not the one we really want.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 22 – TV Review

PLL Jessica sneaks on Spencer A

Being a secretive weirdo is a Dilaurentis family tradition.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
Good grief, this makes it 3 in a row that don’t blow.
Our count is now 10 deplorable, 12 adorable.

So, we have a new A suspect.

She’s a mature age student.

Induce your groans now.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review

Pretty Little Liars Emily silly string

First the mask, now this. Is something Freudian going on?

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
This week she makes a see-through mistake.
Our count is now 3 Uh-uh, 2 Uh-huh. And to think she was so close to being ahead in the good books.

The Liars are off to college.

Oh god, I’m getting Gossip Girl season 3 trauma flashbacks.

Please, ABC Family, don’t let that happen.

Euthanasia is an option.

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TV Review: Pretty Little Liars Season 3 Episode 15

Pretty Little Liars Mona Spencer quiz off academic decathlon

Figurehead positions in school clubs we’ve never heard of until this episode are clearly vital.

Yep, Mona is definitely still cray.

And still A. Ish.

And Byron could totally be Alison’s murderer.

Just another day here for the PLL girls.

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TV Review: Pretty Little Liars Season 3 Episode 14

Pretty Little Liars Mona knife she's better now

It doesn’t count as overplugging the meme if it’s used in its proper context. So shutup.

It’s like…I’m still not over how sublimely dramatic episode 12 was, you know?

Will I be forced to never be able to top that experience?

Surely PLL will deliver.

But not this week.

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TV Review: Pretty Little Liars Season 3 Episode 13

Pretty Little Liars Emily Barbarella Paige Halloween

Paige is fucking lucky. Holy shit.

Ermagherd, are you still reeling from last episode? I am.

Well it’s time for another Halloween episode.

Last year’s was pretty amazing, so my hopes are high. Higher than Emily’s slut boots.

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TV Review: Pretty Little Liars Season 3 Episode 8

Pretty Little Liars Paige Emily kiss

As in Pauly D’s catch phrase? Is he still a thing? Whatever, I’m going to eat cheese.

Ezra drama, Hanna wears a terrible outfit, Emily’s boring.

Just another day in Rosewood.

Nice to see a bit of girl on girl action, though. I missed it.

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