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Revenge Season 4 Episode 20 – TV Review

Revenge Burn Grayson Manor explosion

No. Just the climax of Revenge.

I don’t know if you can see it, but there’s a tiny little speck of melted plastic visible in that explosion.

You know who I mean.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 5 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven witch burning

“That’s Burning Woman, you misogynistic shitlord.”

Did you really think Fiona wouldn’t be able to wriggle her way out of a little murder accusation?

That was Myrtle’s mistake.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 7 – TV Review

Pretty Little Liars Emily legs

Though it would be hard to compete with dem legs.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
This week is a bummer.
Our count is now 5 in the stink, 2 in the pink (the colour pink being better than stinky. Don’t overthink my terrible puns).

Hanna’s mixture of bland and bizarre outfits aside, you can look forward to trespass, vandalism, theft, and vehicular damage this episode.

You know, the usual.

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TV Review: Revenge Season 2 Episode 18

Revenge Victoria masquerade ball faint

Bitch parties hard.

The masquerade ball episode of Gossip Girl was one of its best.

Both times.

Revenge, obviously, doesn’t get anywhere near that.

But hey, it’s an excuse for everyone to dress up and look pretty.

And isn’t that what soap operas are all about?

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TV Review: Revenge Season 2 Episode 17

Revenge Padma crosshairs

Please?

Another week, another episode of Revenge that isn’t a complete disaster.

It’s like I don’t even know this show anymore.

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TV Review: Revenge Season 2 Episode 15

Revenge Jack crying over Amanda's death

Oh, the humanity!

Yep, still goin’.

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