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iZombie Season 1 Episode 13 – TV Review

iZombie Blaine's World Major zombie

His heart only pumps once every six seconds. It’s hard to get a rhythm flowing.

Oh, spoiler, Major is a zombie.

Temporarily.

Maybe.

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iZombie Season 1 Episode 12 – TV Review

iZombie Dead Rat Live Rat Brown Rat White Rat Liv stoned

And I am most definitely not from New Zealand.

It’s time for the zombie secret to break free.

To one more character.

Hey, it’s progress.

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Bates Motel Season 2 Episode 3 – TV Review

Bates Motel Norma Vera Farmiga beautiful

For once, a sincere hyperbole.

Gentlemen suitors gather on up.

Norma is ready for some lovin’.

Surprisingly, Norman isn’t on the list.

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Why Is Jade Still Here?: BBAU Finale Countdown – Blog

Big Brother Australia 2013 Sonia dress finale countdown

She does know how to wear a dress, though.

Seriously, who is voting for Jade?

Out of all the existent, multi-faceted human beings to grace Big Brother this year (okay, there weren’t that many), how has the glorified, blonde houseplant made it to the final 3?

At least Layla was lovably dumb.

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review

Arrow Black Canary Sarah

Much more menacing than last week.

Continuing on our path of “no kill,” Arrow takes things a step further this episode by resurrecting someone from the dead.

Twice, apparently.

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Disposable: BBAU Intruder Impressions 2 – Blog

Big Brother Madaline Boog

Well, hot chick, at least.

It’s all in the title, really.

Though I am keen to see if either of these Intruders can shit up the place with as much obvious acting and artifice as Justynn.

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Beards of a Leather(bar): BBAU Intruders Impressions – Blog

Big Brother Nathan Justynn

Having ugly, old, dude intruders is pretty different, I guess. At least they’re not Ava.

Birds of a feather? Get it.

And both of them (particularly Nathan) look like they’d be very at home in a leather bar.

Now I’ve sufficiently explained my unnecessarily hard-to-get joke, let’s begin (and you can catch up on my other Housemate run-downs here and here).

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