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Glee Season 6 Episode 8 – TV Review

Glee A Wedding

Cyanide pills are an integral part of any Glee viewer’s preparedness kit.

Oh, Kurt and Blaine. Because Santana and Brittany’s wedding wasn’t sickly sweet enough?

Also, is there supposed to be a plot this season?

Glee seems to have forgotten.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 6 – TV Review

Glee What The World Needs Now Santana's abuela Ivonne Coll

“Or even my guest spot on Teen Wolf.”

I’d apologise for the late review, but I’d hate to presume that anyone, anywhere, genuinely cares about Glee.

I’m a rude idiot, but I’m not a moron.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 3 – TV Review

Glee Jagged Little Tapestry Santan proposes to Brittany

And the only thing holding this rabble of a show together.

Let’s just say that Santana lays her best ever stream of insults into Kurt in a ball-busting takedown of breathtaking proportions, even for her.

Which means Glee season 6 has likely hit its peak, and it’s only episode 3.

Oh, dear.

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Glee Season 6 Episodes 1 and 2 – TV Review

Glee Loser Like Me Blaine breakup

One of Blaine’s rarely seen appropriate emotional reactions.

Yes, after praising our seven Glee-free months, the hideous juggernaut is back to make its final, undignified march to conclusion.

Thank God. I’ve missed my whipping boy.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 20 – TV Review

Glee Sam shirtless modelling Treasure Trailz

Genevieve didn’t get the memo.

Taking a cue from Rachel and Mercedes, this episode is Blaine’s turn to absolutely not give a fuck about his insane good fortune and amazing opportunity afforded through magical good luck.

But it’s Blaine, so defying Shirley not only works out okay, it actually works out better.

Glee, everybody.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 13 – TV Review

Glee Santana unimpressed New Directions

If glee club is dead, why not use a song that’s already been flogged to death?

Glee club is dead.

We finally won.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 12 – TV Review

Glee100 April Holly wine drinking

Trust Glee to make even wine o’ clock look depressing.

Don’t feel so bad, Glee.

13% of those episodes were really good.

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 22

Glee Alex Wade Unique Katie catfish

Glee doesn’t understand the concept of a “surprise.”

It should come as no surprise (do you see what I did there?) that an episode titled after the 2nd Bring It On sequel should be this lacklustre.

But hey, at least Kurt doesn’t get any songs.

It’s a consolation prize I can live with.

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It’s Not Shit: Pitch Perfect

Pitch Perfect full cast glee

No, not THAT Glee. Thank fuck.

Did you know that the last time I posted an It’s Not Shit was almost 3 months ago?

Time does fly when you’re watching nothing worth gushing over.

But Pitch Perfect has brought me out of the darkness, and into the shallow, enjoyable light.

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 6

Glee Marley vomit bulimia Grease Sandy

What a noob.

So this episode is titled “Glease.”

Yeah, I’m with you there, Marley. Get those fingers out, ladies.

It’s gonna be a puker.

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