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Arrow Season 5 Episode 18 – TV Review

Arrow Disbanded Anatoly crying

It’s always hard running into an ex.

It’s a good thing Adrian’s season-long plan of getting Oliver to admit he’s a trigger-happy murder machine isn’t undone with less than one episode’s worth of pep talking from minor characters.

Oh.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 17 – TV Review

Arrow Kapiushon Oliver shirtless

This is not the first time I’ve used this one.

At least Oliver spends a good chunk of the episode shirtless.

That’s something, right?

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 12 – TV Review

Arrow Bratva nuclear explosion

“Yes.” -Arrow effects department

This review is going to be low effort, because this episode is low effort.

Something something something Bratva. Something something Season 4 creep. Something nuke.

Is that enough?

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 11 – TV Review

Arrow Second Chances

Try to show a little enthusiasm, Curtis.

This episode is titled “Second Chances.”

Which is fitting, because this second half of the season so far seems to be Arrow trying to have a second chance of flaying itself upon the altar of Felicity. And the altar of Shitting On Katie Cassidy.

I told you the Season 4 creep is real.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 7 – TV Review

Arrow Vigilante Thea Quentin rehab

Who knew Thea and Quentin would end up being the best parts of Arrow?

Is it wrong that the most compelling sections of the episode in a superhero action show don’t involve any superheroes or action?

God, CW. You got me.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 6 – TV Review

Arrow So It Begins Dolph Lundgren Constantine Kovar

Party.

Stephen Amell better break out that salmon ladder sometime soon, or my genitals are gonna forget about him.

Woof, Dolph. Woof.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 5 – TV Review

Arrow Human Target Wild Dog ripped

Near-fatal torture be damned.

Apologies for the late post.

I’d make a crack about how Arrow is a shitpile and nobody cares and all that, but this episode is actually pretty fucking fantastic.

I’m just slack. That’s all.

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