You know, I had to really suck up my pride to pretend that Scream’s first season wasn’t that bad. Pathetic finale and all.
But Season 2 has been a lot choppier than Season 1. So you’d think they’d at least throw me a bone for the finale (and, with its piss-poor ratings, likely the series finale), right?
No, Noah doesn’t die. Scream wouldn’t be that kind to us.
But we do get a semi-important cast death this episode. One of the ones on my list from last episode.
And Scream even remembers that they skipped the Audrey/Emma throwdown last episode, and instead gives us the awkwardly delayed version of it this week.
Things are looking up.
Nah, don’t get your hopes up. Noah isn’t dead yet.
I’d reiterate my wish for him to follow in Randy’s footsteps and die as part of the second instalment, but if this season premiere is anything to go by, it seems Scream The TV Series is veering even further away from its film forebears.