Well, one version of Norma, anyway.
Finale week continues with Bates Motel, the jewel in the crown of this year’s Top 5 TV Shows.
It’s not as soaring and heart-rending as last week’s episode, but it is a whole lot more psycho.
Because she’s Vera Farmiga. It’s inevitable.
This episode breaks my heart.
What little of it that hasn’t been pickled yet.
For once, a sincere hyperbole.
Gentlemen suitors gather on up.
Norma is ready for some lovin’.
Surprisingly, Norman isn’t on the list.
“He’s been there before. He knows his way around.”
Vera Farmiga sings.
Do you need more?
They’ve been gone for almost a year. They’ve earned it.
Now that Bates Motel is back, it really feels like things are back to normal.
Now all I need is Revenge, and I’ll be happy.
I could take or leave Once Upon a Time at this point, though. I’ve had enough of stagnation.
You know those movies where every line and character is just hilarious and relatable and not an awkward lump of coal?
Dat Vera snarl.
Vera Farmiga could do pretty much anything in this show and I would endorse it.
It’s okay, I don’t understand this crush either.
Oh, this is the season finale, by the by.
90s slasher movie trivia will save you every time.
Being in the cab of a truck is fucking dangerous in this show, hey?
Yeeeeahh, Shelby’s not so hot anymore.
Aww, so sorry about leaving you out of my Top 5 TV Shows list, Bates Motel.
But you’re still young. Maybe next year.
At least you’ve managed to move past the stagnation of last week. Good for you.
You were the chosen one, Bates Motel!
Well, it was inevitable:
The boring, relationship drama-heavy soap opera episode has finally come.
Still, 7 episodes in is a pretty good record.
Now don’t fucking do it again.
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