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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 15 – TV Review

Riverdale American Dreams Cheryl red dress

A slo-mo step.

It’s another shit episode of Riverdale. Not much more complicated than that.

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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 13 – TV Review

Riverdale Requiem for a Welterweight Betty crying

And it was so good, too.

They say thirteen is unlucky for some.

But Riverdale’s out of its damn mind if it thinks it can blame bad luck on what a colossal turd this episode is.

You made this bed yourself, bitch. You did this.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 6 – TV Review

Arrow Roy Guilty

Sadly, no.

Roy’s dick may not be out, but his secret is out.

His secret being that he killed Sara.

Or did he!?

He didn’t.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

Under the Dome Max Natalie Zea

“Her hair doesn’t handle humidity well. I’m only human.” -Barbie

Yeah, I’ll give him the okay on that hair comment.

But come on, man. You’re gonna take Rachelle Lefevre over Natalie Zea?

Who cast this show?

I’m also giving Natalie Zea a character name upgrade to Max. I thought I’d be generous and save everyone the confusion as soon as possible.

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The Impossible – CBF Review

The Impossible Naomi Watts scream cry tsunami

Despite my apathy towards this movie, I’d say Naomi gave it a pretty good shot.

It was pretty.

But eh.

I mean, like, I get it.

But eh.

Eh.

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