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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 15 – TV Review

I know 2020 is trash, but let’s not let that infect Dynasty, too.

This is not the kind of milquetoast, late-season Gossip Girl filler grade soap opera we need right now, CW.

On the positive side, though, there is croissant throwing in the first scene.

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 14 – TV Review

Everything’s better with unnecessary straps.

Sadly, my gays, the jush train is over, and this week won’t have you struggling to hold your wigs down.

But that’s only because this episode is here to get some shit done. And blow up a car along the way (offscreen, of course. This is CW budget, remember).

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 1 – TV Review

TVD Season 7 premiere Bonnie

Let’s keep the wheel rollin’.

We finally got what we’ve all been praying for: an Elena-free TVD.

But where’s there’s a will to continue stumbling on problems of the past, The Vampire Diaries will find a way.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 17 – TV Review

Revenge Emily Nolan Monte Carlo Addiction fabulous fashion

It’s an everyday struggle for her.

Everybody break out your Grace Kelly impressions, because we’re going to Monte Carlo night.

But nobody invite Nicole Kidman. Please.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 16 – TV Review

Revenge opera Emily Daniel Charlotte Victoria

At the opera tonight.

Another episode, another Victoria victory that isn’t really because Emily engineered it and Victoria is an in-the-dark fool.

But you can’t beat an opera smack down.

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TV Review: Revenge Season 2 Episodes 21 and 22

Revenge Victoria

Considering how real shit is about to get, I thought I’d start off with something light.

The last time there was a double episode finale I wasn’t ready.

This time I knew it was coming and, considering this is Revenge and not 30 Rock, I was quite ready for it to all be over.

But dammit, ABC. Now I actually want to watch next season. I’ve come so far.

They must have sucked the effort out of the Once Upon a Time finale and injected it here.

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