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Arrow Season 5 Episode 23 – TV Review

Arrow Lian Yu Adrian gun suicide

#Unsinkable

Felicity, Olicity, and Curtis aside, this is a pretty respectable season finale.

If only it had, like, stakes and stuff.

You know. Tension.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Regina drinks potion Save Henry

I consider binge drinking to be the appropriate response to any situation, though.

The apocalyptically bad thing is that this episode is titled “Save Henry.”

And I was like “Can we not?”

And then Once Upon a Time was like “Okay, let’s not.”

God is real, people.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 6

Bates Motel Shelby shot eye blood

Always, Mike Vogel.

Another episode, another horrible death (possibly 2).

Bates Motel isn’t giving me any fodder to bitch about.

Why can’t you be more like Glee?

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 5

Bates Motel Ethan Asian shot

It’s gotta be, right?

Yeah, this post is super late.

I was busy.

I have a life sometimes, you know.

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