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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 13

American Horror Story Jude Lange Angel Death kiss

Die happy, shippers.

It started out with a bang (literally), but American Horror Story: Asylum ended with a pathetic (yet not entirely vacant) whimper.

At what point does tying up loose ends outweigh action and narrative?

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 12

American Horror Story Asylum Kit Lana lunch cafe book signing

“Wait, no we don’t. This season should have ended last episode.”

Well, it took 12 episodes, but American Horror Story finally dropped the ball.

This episode is uneventful, tangential and wholly underwhelming.

It’s like watching Snooki & JWoww.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 11

American Horror Story Lana escape

Justice.

If you were thinking this episode couldn’t possibly top the character-killing rush of last episode, you’d be right.

But it more than makes up for it with sweet satisfaction.

And it’s so sweet you’ll get diabetes.

Worth it.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 9

American Horror Story Kit Arden chest needle syringe

Yeah, you thought I’d forgotten about that, didn’t you?

How do you top a Christmas episode with a homicidal Santa (hey, Black Xmas was fantastic)?

You commit Lange as a patient, reveal a character is pregnant, have said character perform a coat hanger abortion, and stab Kit the fuck in the chest with a huge-ass needle. All while revealing the identity of present day Bloodyface.

Because that’s how American Horror Story do.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 7

The Charlotte Grayson method of period maintenance.

For all you casting fans out there, Moira the maid is finally here!

The old version. Not the hot, young one.

Dammit.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 6

American Horror Story Asylum little girl kill scissors

“OMG, mum! I can’t believe you don’t believe me! Maybe some scissors to the chest will help convince you.”

It’s flashback-palooza this week.

And, thankfully, flashforward. We finally get an update on the present day sitch at Briarcliff.

Also, homicidal little girl. Because that was one cliché American Horror Story was yet to cover. Obv.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 5

American Horror Story Asylum Sarah Paulson Lana Winters scream

It’s just. So. Boring.

Well thank god for American Horror Story. After fucking Revenge and Gossip Girl, I need something to turn my mood around and prep for TVD.

And although this week’s episode ain’t no PLL-level shit, stuff does get revealed.

Bloodyface is…unmasked! (ah ha!)

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