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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review

Don’t do it, CW! Dare to defy!

Did you really think Dynasty could get everyone into a courtroom and then resist trotting out the Alexis reveal?

And I’m so glad for their lack of willpower. Because it is camp, bitch.

Still kinda waiting for Nathalie Kelley to jump out of a box, though. That would be the gag of the entire series.

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 7 – TV Review

I often joke about how this show is made for me. But, like, what if it actually was?

It was going to be a tough ask to compete with the Thanksgiving episodes of seasons past (could anything ever out-gay the Wizard of Oz fantasy sequence?), and this episode sadly doesn’t live up to those standards.

But goddamn, the closing scene got me in what I will happily proclaim is the gag of the season.

And with dreamy bedroom eyes Liam opening the episode, it’s not a bad sandwich. The turkey’s just a little dry in the middle. That’s all.

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 6 – TV Review

Isn’t it amazing that the gayest show on television also has the best heterosexual romance, too? God bless Dynasty.

After suffering through Nancy Drew and Riverdale each week, I’m so grateful to wash the taste of that shit out of my mouth with a cool, refreshing Dynasty.

I honestly don’t know what I’d do without it. It’s the only thing I genuinely look forward to each week.

Sorry, Supergirl. You gotta get it together, honey.

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 5 – TV Review

This is the kind of thing Blood & Oil needed more of.

I just can’t figure out how Dynasty is managing to thrive right now, while everything else on The CW falls further and further into embarrassing mediocrity. Or in the case of Legacies, unwatchable poo.

New showrunner be praised for keeping this gal going. God, I’m grateful for it.

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 4 – TV Review

Just look at him!

Every time Liam says he’s going away, I die a little inside.

But I’m comforted by the fact that he never really means it. He’ll come back.

And I’ll come.

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 3 – TV Review

Adam can fuck me under, for all I care. Just so long as he fucks me.

I’m sensing a caption theme this week.

Also, I just want to say that I was almost going to suggest Kelly Rutherford would be the historical alliance president last week, but I hesitated because I thought it wouldn’t make much sense to bring her back if Steven isn’t here.

And it doesn’t. But goddamn, she is still a blast to have around.

Maybe we could bring Steven back, too, though? Just saying.

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 2 – TV Review

This shit is hot, is what I’m saying.

With Kirby and Culhane stalling, Dynasty’s hottest couple again comes back to Fallon and Liam. The comedy scenes also in this episode just make them even better.

Glad to see while the Schwartz/Savage empire falters with Nancy Drew (and straight-up sucks with Looking For Alaska), that Dynasty is keeping the flame burning.

Because it’s hot? I don’t know a lot of metaphors.

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