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Arrow Season 5 Episode 16 – TV Review

Arrow Checkmate Oliver

I’ve got the same one, but with more chins.

I don’t care what happens to these people.

Have I said that enough yet?

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 15 – TV Review

Arrow Fighting Fire With Fire Oliver Adrian impeachment

I didn’t. But here we are.

I’m this close to dumping Arrow. Just a warning.

If it wasn’t for Adrian Chase’s hotness, and the Thea/Quentin moments, I’d be out.

Like I said last week, I just don’t care what happens to these people, anymore.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 14 – TV Review

Arrow The Sin-Eater Cupid Kelly Hu Lady Cop

It’s a lazy caption. But Arrow deserves it.

Not even the return of Kelly Hu’s impeccable wigs could make me excited about this episode.

If it wasn’t for Thea and Quentin, it would be a total wash.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 12 – TV Review

Arrow Bratva nuclear explosion

“Yes.” -Arrow effects department

This review is going to be low effort, because this episode is low effort.

Something something something Bratva. Something something Season 4 creep. Something nuke.

Is that enough?

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 7 – TV Review

Arrow Vigilante Thea Quentin rehab

Who knew Thea and Quentin would end up being the best parts of Arrow?

Is it wrong that the most compelling sections of the episode in a superhero action show don’t involve any superheroes or action?

God, CW. You got me.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 6 – TV Review

Arrow So It Begins Dolph Lundgren Constantine Kovar

Party.

Stephen Amell better break out that salmon ladder sometime soon, or my genitals are gonna forget about him.

Woof, Dolph. Woof.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 5 – TV Review

Arrow Human Target Wild Dog ripped

Near-fatal torture be damned.

Apologies for the late post.

I’d make a crack about how Arrow is a shitpile and nobody cares and all that, but this episode is actually pretty fucking fantastic.

I’m just slack. That’s all.

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